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The not pulling out thread.

Cain said:
I shot the club up a couple of times all with girlfriend's but one time shorty had got off the pill and after a session she said her period was late. I was sweating bullets lol I was legit nervous. She was all cool and shit talking about baby names and what not FOH. Luckily her period came on like 3 days after the fact.
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This whole ordeal was hilarious looking back it.


She calls....

Her: Cain got some sad news

Me: (Nervous as fuck) oh word what's going on?

Her: my period came on this morning

Me: (acting like I won the Superbowl) oh wow, you ok?

Her: I'm ok just really sad. I had my hopes up

Me: (nigga KYS) well maybe it wasn't meant to be at this time.

Her: you're right

Me: ok well I have to go but I'll hit you up later
 
Cain said:
This whole ordeal was hilarious looking back it.


She calls....

Her: Cain got some sad news

Me: (Nervous as fuck) oh word what's going on?

Her: my period came on this morning

Me: (acting like I won the Superbowl) oh wow, you ok?

Her: I'm ok just really sad. I had my hopes up

Me: (nigga KYS) well maybe it wasn't meant to be at this time.

Her: you're right

Me: ok well I have to go but I'll hit you up later
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Sounds like an awkward call, was this before texting existed?
 
My girl got her tubes tied
Im in there like C Murder

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Had 4 moments.

One time ex was on top and thought she was gonna jump off as soon as I said I was cummin...no. She kept riding until ended up bussin in her.

Same ex...we decided to try it again just b/c she was on bc.

Another chick i use to deal wit a few years ago was also on bc (the kind she got in her arm...forgot name). Yeah...pussy was too good. Just said "Fucc it" and stayed in.

1st time me and s/o actually went thru with it...never looked back
 
Cain said:
This whole ordeal was hilarious looking back it.


She calls....

Her: Cain got some sad news

Me: (Nervous as fuck) oh word what's going on?

Her: my period came on this morning

Me: (acting like I won the Superbowl) oh wow, you ok?

Her: I'm ok just really sad. I had my hopes up

Me: (nigga KYS) well maybe it wasn't meant to be at this time.

Her: you're right

Me: ok well I have to go but I'll hit you up later
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That late text....talmbout she late text...when you should've worn a latex...type text.

Man that whole week be the WOAT!!
 
One time I was with this chick I was messing with off and on. A good night of smoking and heavy drinking had me dipping in naked.Nigga digging off in it abt to shoot my load, asked her “where she want it at?” You know a nigga be watching porn,so I’m in all types of freaky shit. She going to say “inside me” ... shhheeeiiittt a nigga sobered up so fast and bust right on her stomach. Had to let her down and go our separate ways
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Told this story on the IC right before it shut down. Copy and pasted it here.

Man i remember when I was fresh out of high school, I was fucking this serbian chick. Yo the bitch could not get enough dick. She was always horny. And me being young and stupid, I was fucking raw.

Good things dont last though.

I noticed her get distant out of nowhere and then not hit me up for a month. And then I get that we gotta talk text.

Man I already knew what was up. Bitch was pregnant. I was sweating bullets all day.

Finally it was time to talk. I pick her up. And she confirms it. She got pregnant. Man my heart stopped for a good minute. She was a good person, pussy was fire, but man I was 18, didnt have feelings for her, and I was not ready to be a father. So im there standing speechless ready to murk something cause my life just got ruined.

And then bitch hit me with the plot twist.

She starting crying apologizing cause she got an abortion cause her family woulda killed her and she was on some im so sorry i couldnt tell you, you had a right to know but I was afraid you would tell me to keep it shit.

I tried to act angry and tried to tell her how fucked up what she did was but I couldnt help myself and kept cheezing.

Best and worst day of my life.

A few days later I continued hitting raw like the stupid motherfucker I was.
 
AZTG said:
Told this story on the IC right before it shut down. Copy and pasted it here.

Man i remember when I was fresh out of high school, I was fucking this serbian chick. Yo the bitch could not get enough dick. She was always horny. And me being young and stupid, I was fucking raw.

Good things dont last though.

I noticed her get distant out of nowhere and then not hit me up for a month. And then I get that we gotta talk text.

Man I already knew what was up. Bitch was pregnant. I was sweating bullets all day.

Finally it was time to talk. I pick her up. And she confirms it. She got pregnant. Man my heart stopped for a good minute. She was a good person, pussy was fire, but man I was 18, didnt have feelings for her, and I was not ready to be a father. So im there standing speechless ready to murk something cause my life just got ruined.

And then bitch hit me with the plot twist.

She starting crying apologizing cause she got an abortion cause her family woulda killed her and she was on some im so sorry i couldnt tell you, you had a right to know but I was afraid you would tell me to keep it shit.

I tried to act angry and tried to tell her how fucked up what she did was but I couldnt help myself and kept cheezing.

Best and worst day of my life.

A few days later I continued hitting raw like the stupid motherfucker I was.
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Pussy make niggas stupid for real. One of my homeboys hit this chick raw and she told him later she had the herp. Time went on and he keeps getting checkups to make sure he straight, comes out clean.

Sees the chick later and still wants to fuck, lol. It took everything in him not to do it. Was rationalizing the shit, like

"I'll wear a condom this time."

"She probably not having an outbreak right now and you can only get them during an outbreak."

"I ain't get them last time so maybe I'm immune."

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TheNightKing said:
Pussy make niggas stupid for real. One of my homeboys hit this chick raw and she told him later she had the herp. Time went on and he keeps getting checkups to make sure he straight, comes out clean.

Sees the chick later and still wants to fuck, lol. It took everything in him not to do it. Was rationalizing the shit, like

"I'll wear a condom this time."

"She probably not having an outbreak right now and you can only get them during an outbreak."

"I ain't get them last time so maybe I'm immune."

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The fact I read this in Smegal's voice is hilarious af. Lol!!
 
No fantastic or scumbag stories but pulling out just aint for me. My lil young'n is too irresistible for me to not shoot a few loads in her. A sexy bitch beg you to nut in her, how can you say no to that?
 
TheNightKing said:
Pussy make niggas stupid for real. One of my homeboys hit this chick raw and she told him later she had the herp. Time went on and he keeps getting checkups to make sure he straight, comes out clean.

Sees the chick later and still wants to fuck, lol. It took everything in him not to do it. Was rationalizing the shit, like

"I'll wear a condom this time."

"She probably not having an outbreak right now and you can only get them during an outbreak."

"I ain't get them last time so maybe I'm immune."

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Dats nasty lol
 
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