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Duwop said:
🤦🏿‍♂️. So between my son and my niece, one of these motherfuckers put green coloring in the peanut butter.

I met them at the door and told them they can't come into the house until one of them tells me who did it.


My son was like, what we supposed to eat....

I gave them bread and the green peanut butter 💚💚🤢
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And I get upset when they don't rinse the spoon off and leave jelly in the peanut butter jar, yours putting other stuff in there
 
Playmaker88 said:
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Say you won 10 billion... what would you do with it? Would you donate it all? Invest? Set up wealth in your family for generations after you? Buy some wild shit that someone would question? It's your money so you should do with it what you want without peoples opinions on what you should do
 
Some dude set himself on fire "self immolation" to "bring awareness to"
Climate Crisis and im seeing alot of people lioninzing him for his "sacrifice"


I guess i can think of 2 or 3 scenarios where i could see someone doing that or something similar... but idk i can't get jiggy with bleeding hearts lionizing him

He died for nothing but they are making it as some noble sacrifice
 
mike030270 said:
Say you won 10 billion... what would you do with it? Would you donate it all? Invest? Set up wealth in your family for generations after you? Buy some wild shit that someone would question? It's your money so you should do with it what you want without peoples opinions on what you should do
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He didnt buy an island he bought the highway....
 
Chi-Town B said:
And I get upset when they don't rinse the spoon off and leave jelly in the peanut butter jar, yours putting other stuff in there
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When I was little my dad used to get on me about that. I don't know why I was in problem child mode but one day he yelled at me cause I was about to do it again and I looked him dead in the eyes and licked the jam off the knife then put it in the peanut butter. I know he wanted to swing on me but didn't. In another timeline I for sure died that day. 😂
 
ZMaKEa said:
Went to my psychedelic therapy session.

I am at that age where a bad cold could kill man.

All my therapy sessions so far this year been about preparing myself for death.

It's some cold blooded shit to know that your time is almost up.

I've been thinking about if it was worth it. I don't believe in a god or no afterlife or anything like that so it's been fucking with me, like was the shit worth it.

Going on these psychedelic trips you can see and feel all types of shit. You see angels, demons, elves, goddesses, famous people that done passed on.

One time I met Thriller era Michael Jackson on a trip and we had a full on conversation about the importance of melody and how to make a hit song. I was teenager talking to MJ in the studio, shit the coolest thing ever. Your brain does weird shit.

Therapy been mellowing me out about this dying shit. I wanted to die at 45, young enough so my dick still worked, old enough to know the shit doesn't get better. I blew past that age.

30 years ago, I was like, yo I'ma be the flyest old motherfucker, on some Hugh Hefner shit.
Now I am at that age, I wanna talk shit while I still can, take my drugs so I can stay sane and healthy, and be left the fuck alone.

My only regret right now is l didn't marry that beautiful blonde big tittied Swedish bitch I met in Hong Kong 30 years ago because I could have EU citizenship right about now.

Getting old in America ain't the wave.
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Playmaker88 said:
Some dude set himself on fire "self immolation" to "bring awareness to"
Climate Crisis and im seeing alot of people lioninzing him for his "sacrifice"


I guess i can think of 2 or 3 scenarios where i could see someone doing that or something similar... but idk i can't get jiggy with bleeding hearts lionizing him

He died for nothing but they are making it as some noble sacrifice
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time for a new rage against the machine album
 
King Freeman said:
When I was little my dad used to get on me about that. I don't know why I was in problem child mode but one day he yelled at me cause I was about to do it again and I looked him dead in the eyes and licked the jam off the knife then put it in the peanut butter. I know he wanted to swing on me but didn't. In another timeline I for sure died that day. 😂
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I would have been furious
 
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