COMMUNITY The Cookout (1M views)

[Chicity]

I had a good first quarter, now it's time to head into the half with the lead

 

[SneakDZA]

I've been called a conspiracy theorist, I'm not. I just think to myself, if I was an evil oligarchy, what would I do?

So... what would you do?

 

[B_A]

It didn't work for her.


Edit: oh sure now that I go through the trouble to find that video, make the gif, your post wants to work on THIS page.....fuckinjesusfuckinfuck

Thought you posted an image ffs

 

[B_A]

So... what would you do?

The shit they're doing.

 

[Chicity]

It didn't work for her.
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File an assault charge

 

[DOS_patos]

Whatever you got going on I'm sure it's going to be fruitful for you in the end. Just make sure you take a nice vacation once done....balance sir.

Thank you for these words.
but yea a nice vacay is coming. Just not sure where yet

 

[B_A]

Send me non stop tarot readings about someone thinking about me who wants to make me rich…cause why not

I'll send ya links. Not of tarot shit cuz its finally off my fyp but other stuff I've found.

 

[deadeye]

 

[Baldheadlogic]

@Baldheadlogic

Your story on IG had me rolling.

Mannnn, my husband was pissed when I showed him. That man tired of me y’all lol:shrug2:

 

[VIBE]

Aye @Inori fuck the bullshit five, this shit goes. Nigga done stumbled on some cheap white wife house shit. Now I see why @VIBE a dependent

 

[Mooney]

The old me would have had her old ass bent over the cold cuts after hours but I'm a born again scumbag

The Messiah ain't thru with me yet
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The wine
Was
That
Baddddd?

 

[Mooney]

I ain't got no got damn bread in this got damn house!

Lawd send me a woman that makes a grocery list....

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If you short on bread you don’t need a woman you need a scout to sent to the corner store n get you that sunbeam. The wine got you extending your reach a bit much.

and your ass was at Walmart. You knew you recently ate that ends sandwich

 

[Chicity]

If you short on bread you don’t need a woman you need a scout to sent to the corner store n get you that sunbeam. The wine got you extending you reach a bit much.

and you ass was a Walmart. You knew you recently ate that ends sandwich

I got distracted by

I recall walking to the bakery but them I seen some apple cinnamon honey buns....game over

 

[SneakDZA]

Are you guys drunk?

 

[Mooney]

I got distracted by

I recall walking to the bakery but them I seen some apple cinnamon honey buns....game over

Wait. Speak on those honey buns again?!

 

[Mooney]

Are you guys drunk?

Always sober

 

[Chicity]

Are you guys drunk?

Define drunk

 

[Chicity]

Wait. Speak on those honey buns again?!

Apple
Cinnamon

I haven't eaten one yet. 8 more mins

 

[VIBE]

presidential blunts >

 

[SneakDZA]

Define drunk

I'll let the late, great Charles Baudelaire take it from here...

You have to be always drunk. That's all there is to it—it's the only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, you have to be continually drunk.

But on what? Wine, poetry or virtue, as you wish. But be drunk.

And if sometimes, on the steps of a palace or the green grass of a ditch, in the mournful solitude of your room, you wake again, drunkenness already diminishing or gone, ask the wind, the wave, the star, the bird, the clock, everything that is flying, everything that is groaning, everything that is rolling, everything that is singing, everything that is speaking. . .ask what time it is and wind, wave, star, bird, clock will answer you: "It is time to be drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of time, be drunk, be continually drunk! On wine, on poetry or on virtue as you wish."