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Had surgery to correct an umbilical hernia yesterday. I'm on a liquid diet for the next week or so. My fuckin farts are suffocating me. I can eat a fried pork chop wrapped in bacon, smothered in gravy and cheese with loaded mashed taters on the side and wash it down with beer and I wouldn't produce nearly as wretchedly disgusting farts as I am on this goddamned vegan meal replacement shake and juice.

Only good thing is I'll prolly lose 10-15lbs on this shit.
 
I’m not feeling very confident about y’alls chances against Jamie now, lol.
If this nigga fights back ... We go to war...

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Had surgery to correct an umbilical hernia yesterday. I'm on a liquid diet for the next week or so. My fuckin farts are suffocating me. I can eat a fried pork chop wrapped in bacon, smothered in gravy and cheese with loaded mashed taters on the side and wash it down with beer and I wouldn't produce nearly as wretchedly disgusting farts as I am on this goddamned vegan meal replacement shake and juice.

Only good thing is I'll prolly lose 10-15lbs on this shit.
Cant stand your own smell reminds me of this.

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