I think the women at work talk about me, I’m outside chilling at the end of the day waiting for the time to clock out. Sexy chick I’ve never ever seen before walks outside to go to the vending machine. I’m looking at my phone, she walks past me and no hesitation says..”hey Zach”
I look up for a moment to acknowledge her and say hey back. Then I thought, hold up, who the fuck is that. So she goes into another part of the building where the vending machine is, and comes back out and goes to walk by me again.
So I was like..hey, have I ever met you before, because I do have a bad memory, she stops and looks kinda shook. She says, no we have never met. And I say, how did you know my name. She looks at me like a deer in headlights and I saw her eyes tossing around thinking.
Then after a pause, she says, I read your name tag. First I thought, oh, how stupid of me. So I laugh with her and say my bad, ok.
Then I thought, hold up, my name tag says Zachary, and theres no way she saw it the way I was leaning down, and she said Zach like we were friends or some shit.
there’s mad dudes here
am I the snack at work?
folders labeled for the age of asses?
