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Nah just had to help her pick up some furniture from her bro's house and it was a hour drive and I'm hungover.

Sitting down about to eat breakfast (Popeye's 3 piece)
Her on phone: "I'm here. Come down"
Me 1 and a half pieces in: "aight"
Her: "don't eat that in my car. How do you even eat that first thing it's so greasy."
Me: "..."

At bro's...
Her :"I don't like this coffee table"

Me: "then don't take it"

Her: "but I need one"

Me: "so take it"

Her: "but I don't like it it's ugly"


On the way back...

Her: "should I go this way?"

Me: "No. Go the other way"

Her: "My GPS says go this way"

Me: "so..."

Her: "oh my gps was stuck we were supposed to go the other way."

Me: "..."

her: "are you hungry?"

Me: "yeah."

Her: "I'll order something from Uber eats when we get back"

Me: "cool. What you trying to eat?"

Her: "I don't know you?"

Me: "has long as there's no dairy idgaf"

Her: "yeah I don't really feel like pizza anyway...
Popeye's? For some reason I feel like Popeye's"

Me:

I would of broke the coffee table
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Nah just had to help her pick up some furniture from her bro's house and it was a hour drive and I'm hungover.

Sitting down about to eat breakfast (Popeye's 3 piece)
Her on phone: "I'm here. Come down"
Me 1 and a half pieces in: "aight"
Her: "don't eat that in my car. How do you even eat that first thing it's so greasy."
Me: "..."

At bro's...
Her :"I don't like this coffee table"

Me: "then don't take it"

Her: "but I need one"

Me: "so take it"

Her: "but I don't like it it's ugly"


On the way back...

Her: "should I go this way?"

Me: "No. Go the other way"

Her: "My GPS says go this way"

Me: "so..."

Her: "oh my gps was stuck we were supposed to go the other way."

Me: "..."

her: "are you hungry?"

Me: "yeah."

Her: "I'll order something from Uber eats when we get back"

Me: "cool. What you trying to eat?"

Her: "I don't know you?"

Me: "has long as there's no dairy idgaf"

Her: "yeah I don't really feel like pizza anyway...
Popeye's? For some reason I feel like Popeye's"

Me:
Well did she take the fucking coffee table or not?!
 
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