Nah just had to help her pick up some furniture from her bro's house and it was a hour drive and I'm hungover.
Sitting down about to eat breakfast (Popeye's 3 piece)
Her on phone: "I'm here. Come down"
Me 1 and a half pieces in: "aight"
Her: "don't eat that in my car. How do you even eat that first thing it's so greasy."
Me: "..."
At bro's...
Her :"I don't like this coffee table"
Me: "then don't take it"
Her: "but I need one"
Me: "so take it"
Her: "but I don't like it it's ugly"
On the way back...
Her: "should I go this way?"
Me: "No. Go the other way"
Her: "My GPS says go this way"
Me: "so..."
Her: "oh my gps was stuck we were supposed to go the other way."
Me: "..."
her: "are you hungry?"
Me: "yeah."
Her: "I'll order something from Uber eats when we get back"
Me: "cool. What you trying to eat?"
Her: "I don't know you?"
Me: "has long as there's no dairy idgaf"
Her: "yeah I don't really feel like pizza anyway...
Popeye's? For some reason I feel like Popeye's"
Me:
