Scottie Pippen’s latest bridge-burning tour is a reminder that hurt people hurt people
Andrew Lawrence
Tue, July 6, 2021, 4:30 AM
Once a staple of the
fin-de-siècle Chicago Stadium scoreboard, the M&M race was the sprinkling on top of the ultimate sporting delight, a tasty bit of timeout entertainment to keep Bulls fans amped as the best basketball team on the planet schemed amid the screams. But when Michael Jordan turned up at the arena one day for shootaround, this sweet in-game set piece – an 8-bit, one-lap time trial between three candy-coated sprinters – transformed into something altogether sour: yet another opportunity to dupe Scottie Pippen.
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As the legend goes, Jordan notices the M&M race unfolding overhead and beckons a Bulls staffer to explain what he’s seeing. Told it’s a dry-run of that night’s race, history’s most noted competition addict then asks if the winner is predetermined – and gets the answer he seeks. Cut to later that night: The Bulls call a timeout, and Jordan takes a sideline seat among his teammates as the M&M race is about to begin. He nudges Pippen and says something on the order of “I’ve got five grand on yellow.” Pippen takes the bait and, bless, keeps getting taken for years before he ever gets wise.
As old wives’ tales went during the Bulls’ Ring Dynasty, the M&M race story typifies the genre, crystalizing the perception of Pippen as the loyal but naïve sidekick – the Pinky to Jordan’s Brain. Just when it seemed as if enough time had passed for Pippen to step into his true legacy as a game-changing small forward whose tenacity at both ends – and knack for drawing legitimate offensive fouls in particular – trailed only Jordan himself, the
Last Dance documentary came roaring in like Dennis Rodman on a Harley to paint Pippen as the consummate beta male.
Here again he falls victim to the Jordan okey-doke. One minute The Man is saying stuff like: “Whenever they speak Michael Jordan, they should speak Scottie Pippen” – the ultimate compliment, seemingly; the next, Jordan is presenting
the closing 1.8 seconds Pippen sat out of Bulls’ 1994 playoff game as a moment of infamy that his best-ever teammate will never live down. Pippen, heaven help him, cannot stop taking the bait.
In a spicy interview with
GQ’s Tyler R Tynes late last month, Pippen labeled Jordan “selfish” while defending his own decision to remain on the Chicago Stadium sideline for the rest of that second-round clash with the Knicks when the final play of the game was drawn for rookie Toni Kukoc – calling the decision a “pretty low blow”, then a racially motivated move. Days later, while appearing on
The Dan Patrick Show, Pippen put that last charge at the feet of coach Phil Jackson.
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“Then you’re calling Phil Jackson a racist?” Patrick asked.
“I have no problem with that,” Pippen replied. “Oh yeah.”
Not surprisingly, condemnation fell down on Pippen as hard and fast as an elbow from Shaquille O’Neal. The noted clutch shooter Robert Horry defended his former Lakers coach as a cultural klutz at worst. “Phil is definitely not racist,” Shaq told
Fansided.com. Charles Barkley, a longtime adversary of Pippen’s on and off court, accused the former Bulls star of “
burning every bridge. (…) It’s silly and stupid.” Given that Pippen’s comments came as he was on a press tour to promote a new bourbon brand and tease a forthcoming book, it’s fair to wonder if maybe he was just suffering a hangover from
pulling a Hemingway. (Also, as Jordan himself was keen to point out: Pippen does have
a history of migraines.) Still, as the whiskey bard himself wrote in his 1950 novel Across the River and into the Trees, “When people talk listen completely. Most people never listen. Nor do they observe.”
Pippen did play most of his 17-year career under Jackson. And for all of the 11-time champion coach’s Midas touch with superstars like Jordan, Shaq and Kobe Bryant, Jackson’s book 2001 More Than a Game recycles the old stereotype of white players as “
more often willing to run patterns and work collectively” while black players aspire to be “the best one-on-one players”. In a 2005 interview with the
San Bernardino Sun, Jackson argued that the NBA’s new dress code didn’t go far enough. “The players have been dressing in prison garb the last five or six years,” he said. “To a majority of these young men, the rap stars, hip-hop guys are really kind of like heroes or colleagues. (…) We even have some that are owners in the league.”
And who can forget Jackson, while the Knicks president, obliterating the team’s long-shot chance of luring LeBron James to the Big Apple after dismissing longtime friends and business partners Rich Paul, Maverick Carter and Randy Mims as James’s “
posse”. Even the coach’s tight embrace of eastern philosophy and Native American culture, in retrospect, looks a bit cringe for a snow-white missionary kid from rural Montana. (
We get it, Phil, you did a ton of drugs in the ‘70s.) “He’s said some stuff before that I had to check him on,” Horry conceded on
his podcast. Phil Jackson,
ESPN’s Rachel Nichols now: these were supposed to be prime examples of
good white folk. But through their words – Nichols’s not meant for public consumption, of course – the coach and the presenter (quick to weaponize her tears on Monday for
a hollow on-air apology that was
barely as long as a Greek Freak free throw) nonetheless reveal that their apparent conviction for fairness and inclusion lags far behind in the inner M&M race against their innate sense of superiority and their unimpeachable sense of entitlement. Sorry, allies, but these aren’t touch fouls; they’re a flagrant two and, alas, too sure a thing for many who mark themselves as down for the cause.
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