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I just couldnt continue to do that to myself, but they dont seem to care
 
thats what I say under my breath every time I see that shit

I take care of all that in the morning, so I be mad and confused

Why and How are you shitty at 10am?

Fuck you been eatin?

I'm a vegetarian so you'd be seeing my Vans like 3/4 times a shift G
 
ole self cleaning body ahh

ole oily discharge lookin ahh

"gotta run" lookin ahh

salad shooter built ahh
 
thats what I say under my breath every time I see that shit

I take care of all that in the morning, so I be mad and confused

Why and How are you shitty at 10am?

Fuck you been eatin?

It's phase 4 of the 5 phases of caffeine intake

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The furthest.

If someone in there, im taking the 1st.

If theres people in both im going back to my desk.

The middle one is only for emergencies.
 
thats what I say under my breath every time I see that shit

I take care of all that in the morning, so I be mad and confused

Why and How are you shitty at 10am?

Fuck you been eatin?
Brah heres the thing

Shitting is on a regularly scheduled time table

Some ppl shit first thing in the morn

Some ppl shit first thing after work

Some ppl shit at work

Lets learn to be tolerant of each others bowel movements as we all seem to lose control at diff times of the day
 
They did a study on this and found the cleanest is the one closest to the urinals(the 1st one) because nobody wants to use it..the worst was the last
 
Aight so the restroom has 3 stalls....all equally clean and stocked.....and you gotta drop a deuce right now

Which one you taking?

Why?


I'll get to my inspiration for this in a minute
None nigga I'm saving that shit for the crib

#bars
 
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Brah heres the thing

Shitting is on a regularly scheduled time table

Some ppl shit first thing in the morn

Some ppl shit first thing after work

Some ppl shit at work

Lets learn to be tolerant of each others bowel movements as we all seem to lose control at diff times of the day

exactly....theres no good reason for your shit schedule to be 10AM

especially if you've been working for a long time

mid day shits tell me a couple of things.......you eat dinner right before bed (too late) and/or you roll outta bed right before its time to go to work

that or you eating something fucked up in the morning, with too much coffee

fix your life
 
for the very rare times im not at home, yes

I expect women to use the little liners, cuz ya'll sit down every time no matter what

but in reality them seats aint no worse than any door knob....and you dont pick up food or touch your face with your....

you know what im saying
 
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