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[Remy_LeGermz]

It's crazy hot outside

 

[Suckio Andretti]

Yo tell me how I was having sex last night and I damn near shitted on the bed

I was holding on for dear life

Then when we both got up I had to kick her off the toilet because I was about to shit on the floor

 

[AP3.0]

T M MOTHERFUCKING I

 

[DMorgan]

Yo tell me how I was having sex last night and I damn near shitted on the bed

I was holding on for dear life

Then when we both got up I had to kick her off the toilet because I was about to shit on the floor

Damn shame you still living in a place with only 1 bathroom

 

[Suckio Andretti]

Damn shame you still living in a place with only 1 bathroom

Niggas bathroom shaming? Lol

Nigga I live in jersey I’m not spending $1500 just for an extra bathroom

Btw this is what you take from the story? Lol

 

[Suckio Andretti]

T M MOTHERFUCKING I

I thought we was all friends

 

[313 Wayz]

 

[DMorgan]

Niggas bathroom shaming? Lol

Nigga I live in jersey I’m not spending $1500 just for an extra bathroom

LLS just talking shit for real but if you not willing to pay extra for comfort and better living then that's just some shit I ain't going to understand.

Your woman got the shits but you gotta piss in the sink cause you drank a gallon of water and can't hold it cause you only got 1 bathroom ain't the move.

 

[Suckio Andretti]

LLS just talking shit for real but if you not willing to pay extra for comfort and better living then that's just some shit I ain't going to understand.

Your woman got the shits but you gotta piss in the sink cause you drank a gallon of water and can't hold it cause you only got 1 bathroom ain't the move.

Ehh it’s normally she chillin on the toilet while I come in like yo my nigga you just on your phone ima need you to get up real quick

And we comfortable B

 

[DMorgan]

Ehh it’s normally she chillin on the toilet while I come in like yo my nigga you just on your phone ima need you to get up real quick

And we comfortable B

If you say so. Everybody got levels of what they feel is comfortable.

 

[Suckio Andretti]

If you say so. Everybody got levels of what they feel is comfortable.

Know what makes me comfortable? Beal declining his extension

 

[Goldie]

 

[IP360]

Test #5 in the books for Earth Science. Welp...bombed that muthafucca. Lol. Well maybe not a full bombing...but enough where I'd be shocked af if I passed.

One of my classmates said "fucc it" and didn't even bother doing the 10 essay questions. Lol! Instructor didn't like that, tore the essay page off the test, and told him to take it home and do it. Said he'll give him 4 points. I think bruh failing that class anyway.

 

[Loquacious]

Lmaooooo


So is Canadian Bacon made outta Canadians??

:think3:

I don’t eat that either.

 

[Word....Life]

I don’t eat that either.

Me neeva...

 

[🌊City]

You can't be 30+, with a family, and only have 1 bathroom

You, ya girl, and the cats all racing to use the toilet on chili night smh

 

[🌊City]

Is pulling up to the liquor store on a pedal bike rock bottom?

 

[1/2]

Is pulling up to the liquor store on a pedal bike rock bottom?

not if you got on hush puppies and give the bums a couple dollars

 

[Loquacious]

This baby won’t let me use the bathroom. She is super attached to my boobs and my neck. My dog is hella jealous of the baby and won’t stop whining.

 

[Word....Life]

This baby won’t let me use the bathroom. She is super attached to my boobs and my neck. My dog is hella jealous of the baby and won’t stop whining.

Can you blame her...she’s stumbled upon a buffet of titty meat...prolly didn’t even realize she ordered a super size