This baby won’t let me use the bathroom. She is super attached to my boobs and my neck. My dog is hella jealous of the baby and won’t stop whining.
This baby won’t let me use the bathroom. She is super attached to my boobs and my neck. My dog is hella jealous of the baby and won’t stop whining.
My chest little tho. I lost some.Can you blame her...she’s stumbled upon a buffet of titty meat...prolly didn’t even realized she ordered a super size
I’m not 30+ you bitch ass nigga lolYou can't be 30+, with a family, and only have 1 bathroom
You, ya girl, and the cats all racing to use the toilet on chili night smh
Is pulling up to the liquor store on a pedal bike rock bottom?
Lol...so busy looking at white pocketbook booty, didnt even peep datAll those women in the kitchen..........but all they can come up with are struggle plates for the kids.
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If you undeI’m not 30+ you bitch ass nigga lol
How??? Like you got time blocked off when it's just for you and she violated or whatYo tell me how I was having sex last night and I damn near shitted on the bed
I was holding on for dear life
Then when we both got up I had to kick her off the toilet because I was about to shit on the floor
Lmao u stupidDamn shame you still living in a place with only 1 bathroom
Johnny Depp and Robert Downey Jr need to play brothers in a movie, that find out about their father's secret identity as a spy while hes in a hospital in Europe. When they show up, his secret son Hugh Grant greets them in the room.
They team up in this buddy comedy filled with story told flash backs about their father Robert Deniro, to find out who poisoned him.
The villain is Jim Carry with a terrible Russian accent