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Naw the worst was on a extra musty day when you sniff your neck like "damn I need a shower"

And unexpectedly walking into some pussy before you can get home....

Shit I remember one time I crashed at the homie house after a party and slept on his couch... Woke up neck all fucked up. Get to work all hung over, smelling like last night. Neck hurting. All I could think about was getting home taking a shower and going to bed.

This chick who I been trying to get at for a minute ask me to drive her home that day. Then talk about come in so she can rub my neck. And I knew my balls were stinking 😕
 
The bottom of your foot itching when you're driving

Need that tough actin Tinactin???

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When you finally got to smash a chick and y'all pass out after sex with her laying on your chest only to be awakened by the bed shaking sound of your own powerful ass fart, hoping the smell of such a dastardly explosion doesn't waft up from underneath you, but you gotta get up and get back to the crib so you're stuck laying there for a while to allow the smell to dissipate into her mattress.


yeah, that shit really happened.
 
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