Name Things Worse Than Dead Remote Control Batteries

[Duwop]

Having to fart while getting head

 

[Based Dave 96]

having to fart within a small space.... ie a elevator.

 

[Based Dave 96]

smacking your funnybone.

 

[Based Dave 96]

getting hit in the balls unexpectedly.

 

[Based Dave 96]

drinking spoiled milk by accident.

 

[Based Dave 96]

going to work just to see you have a flat tire in the morning.

 

[Mr BFK]

Niggas with too much fancy silverware

LOL u gotta explain ur beef with this

niggaz mad cuz we using real forks now??

 

[IP360]

LOL u gotta explain ur beef with this

niggaz mad cuz we using real forks now??

Like what is "too much?" Is their a certain ratio that's required? Lol!

 

[Old Man Cain]

Niggas with too much fancy silverware

Niggas got beef with dinner forks and spoons?? Dafuck going on in here

 

[Rubato]

LOL u gotta explain ur beef with this

niggaz mad cuz we using real forks now??

Don’t invite that nigga over, he sound like he steal

 

[IP360]

Niggas got beef with dinner forks and spoons?? Dafuck going on in here

Lol @ dodge drawer looking like...

 

[IP360]

Back in the day...unexpectantly gettin some pussy and not having a condom available.

 

[Duwop]

Naw the worst was on a extra musty day when you sniff your neck like "damn I need a shower"

And unexpectedly walking into some pussy before you can get home....

Shit I remember one time I crashed at the homie house after a party and slept on his couch... Woke up neck all fucked up. Get to work all hung over, smelling like last night. Neck hurting. All I could think about was getting home taking a shower and going to bed.

This chick who I been trying to get at for a minute ask me to drive her home that day. Then talk about come in so she can rub my neck. And I knew my balls were stinking

 

[konceptjones]

The bottom of your foot itching when you're driving

Need that tough actin Tinactin???

 

[BlackRain]

Back when blunts were being shared...smoking with somebody who kept canoeing the blunt. Hated them niggas

 

[konceptjones]

When you finally got to smash a chick and y'all pass out after sex with her laying on your chest only to be awakened by the bed shaking sound of your own powerful ass fart, hoping the smell of such a dastardly explosion doesn't waft up from underneath you, but you gotta get up and get back to the crib so you're stuck laying there for a while to allow the smell to dissipate into her mattress.


yeah, that shit really happened.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

On the toilet with no toilet paper sucks ...

Use ur bidet

 

[IP360]

Use ur bidet

This fancy head azzz negro here. Lol

 

[IceManKamReturns]

Turning the lights on and watching the roaches scatter

 

[Sky Davis]

Putting on some fresh warm socks and then stepping in a spill on the floor