My future S/O needs to know. . .

[AP2.5]

I'm not tryna experience dryness.
It's a water world down there don't want the Sahara.

so then that means i wont have to get up in the middle of the night to get some water

ya pussy can quench my thirst

lets.....do this

 

[Loquacious]

let me be the peanut butter to your jelly

im petting pussies and you holding soft meat...the stars, they are aligning

I don't want anyone petting anything on me. I'm not an animal.

 

[Loquacious]

when you are sleep and he puts the soft meat on your lips >>>>>>>>

JOY TO THE WORLD!!!!

 

[AP2.5]

when you are sleep and he puts the soft meat on your lips >>>>>>>>

go on...

 

[Golden]

are you really the type of woman to believe this?

when women say this I cringe.

y do u cringe?

 

[AP2.5]

I don't want anyone petting anything on me. I'm not an animal.

can i sub petting for licking?

 

[Loquacious]

so then that means i wont have to get up in the middle of the night to get some water

ya pussy can quench my thirst

lets.....do this

Basic. An average nigga would associate sex automatically with night.

You should wanna drink at 2:36pm at Walmart.

 

[Loquacious]

can i sub petting for licking?

No.

 

[Goldie]

not an associate. a close friend of mine is a blogger n she went 2 her events.

we got a bigger problem on our hands tho. y is @TheMasterKey cosigning u? lol

Cuz women who say "I dont need a man" sound dumb af, I've been said this lol

 

[AP2.5]

Basic. An average nigga would associate sex automatically with night.

You should wanna drink at 2:36pm at Walmart.

well im usually thirsty again in the middle of the night

thought you could help a nigga out

now you shaming me b/c i wanna eat ya out in the middle of the night?

tf?

 

[AP2.5]

No.

YES

 

[Loquacious]

My future SO needs to know that I get hella excited from seeing the meat do tricks. Make it jump and I will melt in a giggly manner.

 

[Golden]

Cuz women who say "I dont need a man" sound dumb af, I've been said this lol

its true tho. some women do, some women don't even want 1, others cld go either way with it. who was askin u?

 

[Race Jones]

not an associate. a close friend of mine is a blogger n she went 2 her events.

Im confused sis.

you have a white friend that has events?

the only reason I ask is because that meme isnt funny to a lot of Black women and when white people say it---its usually offensive and manifestation of misogynoir

 

[Loquacious]

well im usually thirsty again in the middle of the night

thought you could help a nigga out

now you shaming me b/c i wanna eat ya out in the middle of the night?

tf?

Niggas can't spend the night. Wake up in the middle of the night at your own house.

 

[AP2.5]

Niggas can't spend the night. Wake up in the middle of the night at your own house.

dont flatter yourself

who said anything about staying over?

you got some fucking nerve

 

[Goldie]

its true tho. some women do, some women don't even want 1, others cld go either way with it. who was askin u?

The women who dont want men are lesbians, not talkin about those nigga.

Who was askin me what?

 

[Joshie Kahn]

I'm not tryna experience dryness.
It's a water world down there don't want the Sahara.

Might be the most etherous reply this board has ever seen

 

[Loquacious]

dont flatter yourself

who said anything about staying over?

you got some fucking nerve

Nigga. Waking up in the middle of the night means you fell asleep and woke the fuck back up. Unless you gon wake up and drive to go eat some pussy.

 

[Loquacious]

Might be the most etherous reply this board has ever seen

You said that about the other post I made.