Monkey paw pt. 2. Make your wish.

[loud-ninja]

My third wish

I wish for world peace from right now until 14 years and 364 days later

Final wish granted.

Humans become a hive mind. All emotions are erased from humanity. No one can feel emotional pain, jealousy, anger, hate, confusion, joy, greed... Etc. Everyone thinks the same. Everything is done to improve the group and individualism is no more. Thus ending conflict and bringing peace.

 

[Suckio Andretti]

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Final wish granted.

Humans become a hive mind. All emotions are erased from humanity. No one can feel emotional pain, jealousy, anger, hate, confusion, joy, greed... Etc. Everyone thinks the same. Everything is done to improve the group and individualism is no more. Thus ending conflict and bringing peace.

lol okay mass effect

 

[loud-ninja]

lol okay mass effect

Ayo big dog. Let me talk to you for a sec.

You been giving me grief this whole time.

"Fuck off" - beta

 

[genocide_cutter]

a Mill

 

[loud-ninja]

a Mill

Wish granted. You now have a new mill. This type of mill.

 

[Balerion]

I wish for a billion dollars that doesn't come at the cost of me or my loved ones health/happiness.

 

[Big Lurko]

niggas 40 asking for wishes…

Man if yall dont get out and do the work!

 

[loud-ninja]

niggas 40 asking for wishes…

Man if yall dont get out and do the work!

 

[Balerion]

niggas 40 asking for wishes…

Man if yall dont get out and do the work!

It's just a game on the interwebs bro. We having fun

 

[Big Lurko]

It's just a game on the interwebs bro. We having fun

40!!

 

[Inori]

40!!

"Why you here man?"

 

[Chicity]

I wish the creator of one piece finished One Piece by new years with weekly drops instead of the monthly releases it's on

 

[ImaInfluenza]

I wish I had a scent that made me irresistible to every woman in the this world

 

[5 Grand]

I wish Jay Z and Biggie recorded that Commission album before Big passed

 

[loud-ninja]

I wish for a billion dollars that doesn't come at the cost of me or my loved ones health/happiness.

First wish granted.

The billion dollars is in a account tied to your name but you dont have the code to access it. The money was collected from thousands accounts from random people to provide that billion. You all will only feel happiness forever. All other emotions are removed.

 

[Norrin_Radd]

1st wish whenever I purchase something I always have the exact amount.


2nd wish. When I die 1 million dollars is deposited into everyone's accounts across the globe

I'll be back for the 3rd

 

[VIBE]

I wish I had a scent that made me irresistible to every woman in the this world

I’m sure there was a tales from the crypt or twilight zone Ep on this and it isn’t as pleasant as it seems lol

 

[loud-ninja]

I wish the creator of one piece finished One Piece by new years with weekly drops instead of the monthly releases it's on

First wish granted. The creator releases one piece manga on a weekly basis until the series is finished but he releases one page each week. Each page has no more than 8 panels on it.

 

[loud-ninja]

I wish I had a scent that made me irresistible to every woman in the this world

Wish granted. You have a scent that makes you irresistible to every woman but none of them have redeeming qualities. They all have the traits you hate in a woman. They all sound like "juju from da bando", that woman who was telling that long ass story that lurk posted. The one that you said turned you off, pause.

 

[loud-ninja]

I wish Jay Z and Biggie recorded that Commission album before Big passed

Wish granted. Time goes back to when biggie was alive. He and jay create a Commission album but it is all a cappella.