Michael B Jordan calls out interviewer for calling him “corny” back in the day... Do you know where your birth certificate is🤔

[Eyerone]

My advice to you is to disregard and ignore me fam. I’m obviously to stupid for you.

Nah, I’m not saying you are stupid at all. You tend to make clear points whether I agree with them or not.


I’m just sayin, I think you read too deeply into the corny connotation with your lil dmv anecdote.


But that’s just what I think. You mighta enlightened someone else.

 

[dodge]

My advice to you is to disregard and ignore me fam. I’m obviously to stupid for you.

Lol nah man you went extreme with it

Way too extreme

Corniness is a matter of perspective to whomever….not just because one day you forgot to wash ya musty, sour cream and onion ring smelling ass armpits b lol



Anyone and EVERYONE can be corny or do some corny shit….yes that even includes the “real niggas” you think all the hoes like

The chick that comforted her man at the DMV did it because she simply CARED for him….any chick would do that if she cared for you (including Ice Spice lol)

 

[ImaInfluenza]

The story about my armpits was a call back to the first point I made. It’s how you write essays and finish an essay to make a broader point.

I stated to begin with

Get you a woman that is mentally and emotionally developed and none of this corny stuff matters

It’s immature shit, pushed by immature and insecure people

Then, I tell a story where immature and insecure people are involved and it shows how a mentally and emotionally developed woman reacts and supports a man.

 

[dodge]

The story about my armpits was a call back to the first point I made. It’s how you write essays and finish an essay to make a broader point.

I stated to begin with

Get you a woman that is mentally and emotionally developed and none of this corny stuff matters

It’s immature shit, pushed by immature and insecure people

Then, I tell a story where immature and insecure people are involved and it shows how a mentally and emotionally developed woman reacts and supports a man.

It was the second half where you kind of went left….my fault b.

 

[SeaSnake]

Was it summer time?

 

[SeaSnake]

The story about my armpits was a call back to the first point I made. It’s how you write essays and finish an essay to make a broader point.

I stated to begin with

Get you a woman that is mentally and emotionally developed and none of this corny stuff matters

It’s immature shit, pushed by immature and insecure people

Then, I tell a story where immature and insecure people are involved and it shows how a mentally and emotionally developed woman reacts and supports a man.

Could just wrote this

 

[ImaInfluenza]

It was the second half where you kind of went left….my fault b.

The crux of a story is to get the readers immediately attention and so that the point is poignant.

 

[ImaInfluenza]

Could just wrote this

And Lupe Could just write and rap like Kodak Black.

 

[SeaSnake]

And Lupe Could just write and rap like Kodak Black.

Ok

 

[ImaInfluenza]

I’m a lil irritable cause I’m hungry, my apologies

 

[SeaSnake]

I’m a lil irritable cause I’m hungry, my apologies

Lol excuses

 

[AP3.0]

bus stop too

Oh now you from Jersey

 

[Inori]

Oh now you from Jersey

lol the hell up AP. Me currently being somewhere else wont ever change where i'm FROM

 

[ImaInfluenza]

Lol excuses

Not an excuse, an explanation, if the previous communication made anyone feel a way. They have every right to. But my explanation for my abrasiveness is that I’m hungry.

 

[SeaSnake]

lol the hell up AP. Me currently being somewhere else wont ever change where i'm FROM

Lol but what accent you got?

 

[Inori]

Lol but what accent you got?

Still the same

 

[LexDiamond1995]

Lol@ thread title update

I know where mines is

 

[SeaSnake]

Still the same

So Bermuda combined with Jersey?

 

[Inori]

So Bermuda combined with Jersey?

lol so "still the same" means something different where you from huh?

 

[Playmaker88]

Yooo
Where his birth certificate at? Lmaooooo
Well shit I’m super corny….
Cuz I know where mine, wifey, and kids birth certificate and both dogs pedigree papers.
Yoooo that shit was funny

Top no one asked about your dogs