I'm single because....

I ain't mad at ya for how you reacted.
Imagine if you stayed and did whatever y'all were going to do.
His ego would have been through the roof after the fact.
He most def smashing. Got some head. Saw a titty or something.
She was ratchet enough to have her kids around weed then she most def. would do something strange while them kids in the room.
How was the food? Hahaha.
 
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400Degreez said:
I ain't mad at ya for how you reacted.
Imagine if you stayed and did whatever y'all were going to do.
His ego would have been through the roof after the fact.
He most def smashing. Got some head. Saw a titty or something.
She was ratchet enough to have her kids around weed then she most def. would do something strange while them kids in the room.
How was the food? Hahaha.
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Lol food was bangin my brother took all the leftovers

But I agree. No regrets.
 
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Whis Khalifa said:
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I know this about myself, figured it out a long time ago. I have seemingly illogical shit that I won't tolerate.

Example?

Quarantine bae: sorry about the fight last night. Let me make it up to you. Come over and wear that thing I like...

Me: Yes sir *arrives as instructed*

QB: *designing his shoes on GTA* oh btw my neighbor wants to come over and use my wifi. I let her and her kids come over from time to time to play their games and do homework. Is that ok with you?

Me: *rolling blunt already agitated and frustrated* This is your place, so that's your decision.

QB: Great! I'll call her now...*calls her* yeah you can come over but my girl is here... No no no, she said it's cool, come on.

Me: so how long y'all been fuckin? I've met all your family and friends but somehow the one that comes over here 'all the time' I've never met...

QB: it's not even like that we just friends!

Neighbor with kids arrive, kids run to QBs bedroom to play their games and the neighbor comes in the front room to smoke with me and QB...

QB to me: I ordered some food but I put pickup instead of delivery by accident, would you mind running to get the food? I don't usually leave her in my house alone like that...

Me: what did you order? I didn't even tell you what I wanted.

QB: a family meal for everybody

Me:. ... Bet...

*Picks up food, takes it home to my own family*
*Sends text ending it*

Got me saying shit I don't even mean like fuck you, her, and them kids...


If y'all got petty break up stories, feel free to share. I had to vent real quick.
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Lmao that nigga was uncouth. And neither one of them felt awkward as hell with the situation? I mean like was he trying to add you to their arrangement slowly I’m confused.
 
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100MBS said:
Wait did she put in on the session? If not he flagrant as hell for adding heads to the blunt
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Thank you for reaching the hard hitting questions, fam

He keeps mid but we smoke loud. I had two blunts of rainbow runtz that I had to put away. We smoked a blunt of his mid and she matched but I left before she sparked hers. I didn't wanna smoke no more until she left so I could get back to the loud and finish our night. He said she'd be gone by the time I got back. I parked and he said she was still there so I unparked and dipped.
 
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Only thing that mighta been petty bout your story is taking dudes food, and even that aint that bad.

Personally, my chick aint bout to have some dude comse chill with her to use her wifi. Shit aint never gonna be cool, so I could see why you flipped, I would have too.
 
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DOS_patos said:
i told this one before but i guess it was petty.

dated this chick that was hella not bright.
her body was fire. big ole yet controllable titties. nice butt and soft lips. this is why i dealt with her for so long.

but....we talking and she ask me to come over to smash......i arrive but i dont think i told her i pulled up...anyway i get to her door....

me: knock knock

her: who is it?

me: P

her: who

me: it's P

her: WHO!

me: IT"S P!

her: hes not here. hes on his way.

i just turned and left.
she called me later asking why i didnt come over or some shit.....i just ended it.
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This shit was so stupid I had to re read it to get the joke. Smh.
 
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Whis Khalifa said:
Then there's nothing not-fuckable about this chick!

The way he was saying he wouldn't fuck with her, I expected a crackhead bish.

Nothing about her said she was struggling for wifi, jo



That's what I told him. He made the choice that he would normally make. It was just the wrong one for me.

I would never invite another nigga to my house while my man was there unless it's family.
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Even then ima have to know how close yall related.
 
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Doesn't matter what the status of our relationship was.

Don't bring no random females around me.

I know my hangups and I'm honest with whoever I'm talking to. I'm jealous and possessive and I let them know that.

If he chooses to deal with me after knowing that, it's on him whatever happens next.
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Pretty much feel the exact same way. I'm pretty jealous and possessive and you better not bring no niggas around me regardless of what the status of our relationship is.

I wouldn't have took the food tho lmaooooo. I would have just went home.
 
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The nigga was flagrant, cocky and arrogant as hell. What kind of nigga ask a chick he fuckin to put on 'that thing i like' and come over, only to have another chick WITH HER KIDS over and then have you go get his food? The nigga was testing you and bold as fuck to have you leave, and the kids in his room so he could have the bitch in his lap tasting his balls. Looks like you got the last laugh lol.
 
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