Mis4Mighty
Mightiest of Men
If you wash dishes by pouring dish soap on each individual dish and clean them one at a time
Bitch you better soak them dishes
Bitch you better soak them dishes
idk, are they in well paid employment? if not, that's prob whyExplain why they broke sherlock
Outside of the obvious answer "Roaches", what are things that if you saw in the person you're dating or friend's house you'll judge them.
If I see a pile of dishes in your sink, I'm judging.
If you only want to do it doggystyle,
like when chicks lick that spot right above your crack
twerk better than all your homegirls
and turn your head to the side whilst making whimpering sounds when a chick suck your nipple
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.I'm Judging
Sooooo...you puttin DS's business out there or nay?? Lol
Unflushed toilets mayne.
I don't get that. Like how hard is to just flick the lil lever when you'r done?? So muthafuccas are just gettin up when they're done and walking da fucc out??
That shit kills me at work. Like fam we grown.
Look, I was in mid stroke with this chick riding my dick when I hear a voice "Aye Tanisha, I'm finna take a shower and grab some shit for dinner, aiight". My muhfuckin heart skipped a few beats and I look up and some nigga got his head lookin through the doorway. She turn her head and just said "Ok". Dude looks me dead in my eyes and go "whaddup playa..." and give me the nod and walks off.
Soon as he walked away I pushed her off of me 'cause I'm thinking this bitch got me in some shit and I'm bout to have to throw hands with this nigga or gotta dive out a window dodging bullets. She hollerin talmbout some "Calm down! let me explain!" bullshit but I ain't trying to hear it. I got my pants on, grabbed the butterfly knife out of my shoe and was ready to get busy with this nigga when she yelled out to him. Now I'm thinkin "BITCH YOU CALLIN THE NIGGA BACK IN HERE???!!!" and my adrenaline is pumpin so hard my muscles are aching. Dude come back in the room with a drumstick in his mouth, looked at her then looked at me squaring up and dude was like "Yooooo playa, calm down dawg... It's all good bruh. She ain't in no trouble, I'm just a friend... At least now anyways."
It took 'em a minute to get me to calm the fuck down but then they explained it all. Her oldest is his son. They broke up a few years ago and they're cool now. He lived way the fuck out and her apartment was about halfway to his crib from work and because he worked 2nd shift sometimes he would stop off and shower and grab something to eat on the way home. He had a key to the crib so he could stop off if she wasn't there.
"When were you gonna tell me this???"
"I'm sorry, I just didn't think about it".
Dude saw my knife in my hand and was like "You from The City or something? How you got a knife on you when you come over a chicks crib to fuck?"
Maaaannn...don't get me started on that. Nasty azzz muthafuccas man.
If I had known this was an ongoing thing I wouldnt have taken it personally
@BNE we good, thats just not my place baby
if I witnessed a child actually injured or abused thats another thing....and I'd probably still notify a lady friend and let her call in
I have history with CPS, DCFS, all that shit......they move way too fast on assumptions, never have their shit straight, and really dont care about that extra shit when it comes down to it.....they'll do a house visit but if you got running water, lights, and pack of ham in the fridge they cant and wont do shit...if the child doesnt have visible scars or any other obvious signs of abuse (not what we think is abuse) its nothing
they picked my child up from school and wouldnt tell me shit until the next fucking day, because my bitter bm called and told some lies....had my baby for 3 days and handed her right over after one court hearing....never came to the house to validate or discredit anything
fuck that whole system
Im not bringing my bonnet when first dating a dude.
I look goofy af with it on. We need to be together for atleast 6 months
But how many had you go into rage mode like View attachment 32248
b/c they denied you head in da booth?? Lol.
@Race Jones ??????Not really you be cute
I'm going to need to ask that you not partake in making fun of my brother madame. Personally speaking I don't partake in that activity.
@Race Jones ??????