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OhMars said:
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Nigga I said I like my taint not my asshole. Don't try me
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Slippery slope no homo
 
Judge_Judah said:
If I come to your house and see either one of these.....

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That aint Wakanda...and I'm judging you
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I'm with you on them Vienna sausages. Spam, on the other hand.... Ionno... I've had some fried Spam sandwiches that was hittin. Now if it's this shit here:

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and especially if it's a store brand then I'm judging you.
 
konceptjones said:
I'm with you on them Vienna sausages. Spam, on the other hand.... Ionno... I've had some fried Spam sandwiches that was hittin. Now if it's this shit here:

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and especially if it's a store brand then I'm judging you.
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You gotta problem with bully beef or that specific brand?
 
konceptjones said:
Look, I was in mid stroke with this chick riding my dick when I hear a voice "Aye Tanisha, I'm finna take a shower and grab some shit for dinner, aiight". My muhfuckin heart skipped a few beats and I look up and some nigga got his head lookin through the doorway. She turn her head and just said "Ok". Dude looks me dead in my eyes and go "whaddup playa..." and give me the nod and walks off.

Soon as he walked away I pushed her off of me 'cause I'm thinking this bitch got me in some shit and I'm bout to have to throw hands with this nigga or gotta dive out a window dodging bullets. She hollerin talmbout some "Calm down! let me explain!" bullshit but I ain't trying to hear it. I got my pants on, grabbed the butterfly knife out of my shoe and was ready to get busy with this nigga when she yelled out to him. Now I'm thinkin "BITCH YOU CALLIN THE NIGGA BACK IN HERE???!!!" and my adrenaline is pumpin so hard my muscles are aching. Dude come back in the room with a drumstick in his mouth, looked at her then looked at me squaring up and dude was like "Yooooo playa, calm down dawg... It's all good bruh. She ain't in no trouble, I'm just a friend... At least now anyways."

It took 'em a minute to get me to calm the fuck down but then they explained it all. Her oldest is his son. They broke up a few years ago and they're cool now. He lived way the fuck out and her apartment was about halfway to his crib from work and because he worked 2nd shift sometimes he would stop off and shower and grab something to eat on the way home. He had a key to the crib so he could stop off if she wasn't there.

"When were you gonna tell me this???"
"I'm sorry, I just didn't think about it".

Dude saw my knife in my hand and was like "You from The City or something? How you got a knife on you when you come over a chicks crib to fuck?"
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Ironman said:
You gotta problem with bully beef or that specific brand?
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I can't do that shit in a can. Only time I've ever had it taste ok is when my Guyanese family made it with cabbage... and even then my ass was like "you know, corned beef brisket ain't really than expensive..."
 
konceptjones said:
I can't do that shit in a can. Only time I've ever had it taste ok is when my Guyanese family made it with cabbage... and even then my ass was like "you know, corned beef brisket ain't really than expensive..."
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this shit heeeeere...
they lock it up over here like liquor lol
 
If you put your roll of toilet tissue under, instead over...AS IT WAS MEANT TO BE...

1st...KYS

2nd...I'm judging

3rd...KYS
 
Mis4Mighty said:
If you dont have a shower curtain


Bitch u still taking baths
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Chick had me ready for round two in the shower back inna day. Woke me up talmbout "baby let's take a shower together". A nigga like "fuck yeah!" get to the bathroom ain't no shower curtain, no bath mats on the floor anywhere, toothbrush sittin on the counter with the tube of toothpaste missing the top... We in the shower with the shower head pointed at the wall and I'm annoyed as fuck.



























I still smashed, and got cleaned up, but I was irritated at that display of fuckery in her bathroom.
 
if a chick has all her hubcaps missing on her car...im judging

if she drives and SUV with no kids...im judging
 
This may have been mentioned b4...if so...it needs to be reiterated. When you don't FLUSH after using the bathroom.

And not just once, but flushing again to make sure EVERYTHING goes gets flushed. Smh. Nasty...just nasty
 
dudes with no line up or the anthony hamilton beard

chicks w/ cracked iphones and/or any dodge vehicle

middle aged people w/ no kids having hard times

gossiping folks

firestick people

gas station food people
 
Anyone with a crack screen gets a sideeye b

Like cases to cheap now. Screen protectors are to cheap. Getting a new phone is to easy
 
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