Damn @konceptjones what ratchets you use to fuck wit. lol
I'm Judging
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konceptjones
The one between three and three.
If I come over and you refer to any of your kids by "Man-man", "pookie", "booty", "loco", or some shit like that, I'm judging you.
konceptjones
The one between three and three.
If I'm at a chick's crib gettin ready to smash and a nigga pop up, with his own key, talmbout "don't mind me I'm just finna take a shower and grab some dinner". I'm judging you.
Reesey
Real Thugs Eat Green Apple Jolly Ranchers.
That sh*t grinds my gears.
Hoebag!, don't be out here with new weave, nails, mac and stilettos and your baby bare foot, snotty nose, with last friday's hair do.
If they look a mess it's cause we ALL look a dang mess.
My brothers bm was this chick. He was PISSED when she said she was pregnant.
konceptjones
The one between three and three.
I've fucked a lotta chicks in my day and I've seen more than my fair share of crazy shit.
Mooney
Moon for Short
Exactly!!!
Mooney
Moon for Short
You prolly should leave
Rubato
it only matters to us
Lol my sis call her son “fat daddy” does that count?
konceptjones
The one between three and three.
I can't even think of the number of times I've met broads like this. I pulled up on one chick riding in an ES300 back in the sping of '93. She fine as fuck and I'm in my Mustang and spittin game at the light. I have her pull over in the Rally's parking lot and get out to get the number. She dressed fly as fuck, Coogi, some black skin tight jeans with red Gucci boots and shit. I look in the back seat and she got three kids back there, two boys and a girl. All them kids in some shit lookin like they came straight from the Salvation Army but the girl (who's the youngest) was wearing a slightly too big shirt with a faded and cracking football on the chest, clearly a hand-me-down from her brothers.
I got the number and fucked a few times but the last time was at her crib. Go in there and the living room clean as fuck with nice ass furniture and everything. Her bedroom set lookin like it came straight from the Scott Shuptrine showroom floor. Walked past her kids room to go take a piss after fuckin and the shit looked like Fat Albert's junkyard clubhouse. Couldn't do it no more. Never called that chick again.
Knock_Twice
2 Words
Lol.
But this one here kills me.
"Wait, let me go and get a towel out the dryer"
I'm Like dayum all you have are 4 bath towels the fuck mane, who the hell uses all of their big towels in a week Lol
I'm judging
But this one here kills me.
"Wait, let me go and get a towel out the dryer"
I'm Like dayum all you have are 4 bath towels the fuck mane, who the hell uses all of their big towels in a week Lol
I'm judging
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MallyG
Active Member
A dirty bathroom is unforgivable!
Especially if they got piss stains on and around the toilet seat. Not to mention rings around the toilet bowl and bathtub... Even if I see hairs and old as toothpaste in the sink w/ toothbrushes just sitting on the counter. I don't even want to touch anything. I'll hold it....
I done walked in some people's bathrooms and legit looked like....
And then just continue too look in despair then dip like......
Especially if they got piss stains on and around the toilet seat. Not to mention rings around the toilet bowl and bathtub... Even if I see hairs and old as toothpaste in the sink w/ toothbrushes just sitting on the counter. I don't even want to touch anything. I'll hold it....
I done walked in some people's bathrooms and legit looked like....
And then just continue too look in despair then dip like......
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konceptjones
The one between three and three.
Look, I was in mid stroke with this chick riding my dick when I hear a voice "Aye Tanisha, I'm finna take a shower and grab some shit for dinner, aiight". My muhfuckin heart skipped a few beats and I look up and some nigga got his head lookin through the doorway. She turn her head and just said "Ok". Dude looks me dead in my eyes and go "whaddup playa..." and give me the nod and walks off.
Soon as he walked away I pushed her off of me 'cause I'm thinking this bitch got me in some shit and I'm bout to have to throw hands with this nigga or gotta dive out a window dodging bullets. She hollerin talmbout some "Calm down! let me explain!" bullshit but I ain't trying to hear it. I got my pants on, grabbed the butterfly knife out of my shoe and was ready to get busy with this nigga when she yelled out to him. Now I'm thinkin "BITCH YOU CALLIN THE NIGGA BACK IN HERE???!!!" and my adrenaline is pumpin so hard my muscles are aching. Dude come back in the room with a drumstick in his mouth, looked at her then looked at me squaring up and dude was like "Yooooo playa, calm down dawg... It's all good bruh. She ain't in no trouble, I'm just a friend... At least now anyways."
It took 'em a minute to get me to calm the fuck down but then they explained it all. Her oldest is his son. They broke up a few years ago and they're cool now. He lived way the fuck out and her apartment was about halfway to his crib from work and because he worked 2nd shift sometimes he would stop off and shower and grab something to eat on the way home. He had a key to the crib so he could stop off if she wasn't there.
"When were you gonna tell me this???"
"I'm sorry, I just didn't think about it".
Dude saw my knife in my hand and was like "You from The City or something? How you got a knife on you when you come over a chicks crib to fuck?"
konceptjones
The one between three and three.
If I pull up to the crib and there's two niggas in the yard fightin' each other over the same child, I'm judging you... and driving away.
konceptjones
The one between three and three.
If I'm looking through your cabinets for a glass and all your plates and cups are plastic, I'm judging you.