Poll Gentlemen: Shake or wipe?

[Nobody]

I just tried to be a dick dabber but that shit ain't feel right and a piece of tissue got stuck on my joint. Do y'all dab in the pee hole?

 

[Race Jones]

At work it's shaken thoroughly but if I'm not by myself of course I'd clean and make sure it's prime for suction???

ill lick it up baby

dont worry

 

[BRIAN B.]

hol up


don't tell me sum of you niggas use the stall to sit down to pee, then pat yaself dry

 

[konceptjones]

I'll chalk up dabbing to these new dudes wearing skinny jeans and shit.

I ain't never dabbed. Never will.

And what kind of neanderthal tries to stick his dirty dick in a broads orifices??? Y'all don't even attempt a hand soap quick clean before you go blarghin???

 

[Banginscrew901]

ill lick it up baby

dont worry

Ohhh get a room

 

[Bobjones]

This reminds me of a scene in an Adam Sandler movie where the washroom attendant guy tells him "just remember, u shake it more than twice, ur playing with it".

I only use toilet paper for a morning wood piss. When u have to stand like a metre back from the toilet n force ur thing down to get the best trajectory. But when ur a metre back u gotta gradually tip toe towards the toilet as the stream pressure lessens otherwise ur pissing all over the floor. I know ppl r thinking "just wait til it's soft" but sometimes u really gotta fuckin go. When I do stiff dick pisses without pissing on the floor or the seat I'm like "skills".

 

[unspoken_respect]

Both. Not a good feeling

 

[Dwayne]

Lmao at thinking wiping your dick matters after taking a piss.

If you leaking you need to go get checked ASAP

 

[#1hiphopjunki3]

 

[#1hiphopjunki3]

Y'all need to learn to pump your gooch. Ever since I started, I've literally never had to shake in years and could literally get away with dabbing the excess with like a stamp sized piece of tissue.

Next time you go pee, just gently press your taint one or two times, when you're done and you'll get of the excess out. No more shaking, or multiple wipes needed. You can tuck your joint back with zero fear of spillage from this day forth.

 

[CeLLar-DooR]

Niggas shakin' their piss all over their trousers and the toilet. I dab my dick with tissue after I piss

 

[William Munny]

What the fuck is wrong with ya'lls prostates? ??? How much leftover piss can there be? I gotta buddy that says he has a whole dick length of piss that end up in his pants if he isn't careful.

 

[Rubato]

What the fuck is wrong with ya'lls prostates? ??? How much leftover piss can there be? I gotta buddy that says he has a whole dick length of piss that end up in his pants if he isn't careful.

Just a few drops but it feel childish af to let piss run down my leg

 

[William Munny]

Just a few drops but it feel childish af to let piss run down my leg

Have you considered peeing sitting down? That's what I do. Haven't had dried piss spots on my undies in years.


also... from the old IC, someone called the drops of piss that end up underwear "peepee dots" hahahahhahahahahahh I still use it to this day, and every time I use it I get looked at like a complete moron.

 

[Rubato]

Have you considered peeing sitting down?

Lmao I typically don’t have time for this, cause if I sit down Ima end up taking a shit

 

[ChicagoFigure]

Thread is fuckin hilarious

 

[B_A]

I just tried to be a dick dabber but that shit ain't feel right and a piece of tissue got stuck on my joint. Do y'all dab in the pee hole?

That's how you know none of these women have dicks, cuz if they did theyd know how tissue sticks to the tip of wet dicks.

 

[Ville'sFinest]

Combo on deck. Y'all folk open to ANY discussion on this shi boy I swear ??

 

[Ville'sFinest]

Hold up, where y'all getting tissue from when y'all pull up to a urinal? Sometimes the stalls be full or nasty and tissue ain't a option. Y'all keep it on y'all like a gun? Do y'all have wipes too?

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Obviously at this point, this is the quick in and out ?

 

[William Munny]

Lmao I typically don’t have time for this, cause if I sit down Ima end up taking a shit

The only downside to peeing sitting down is having to untuck a shirt entirely and then tuck it back in.