Poll Gentlemen: Shake or wipe?
- Thread starter Scandalust313
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B_A
I was here
Obviously no one who smells bad cuz I literally will start wretching.
You ain’t got ten seconds to wipe ya piss?The world is our urinal. ?
If a man is at home I can understand but publicly... there's no time.
Not you too!
This thread reminded me of this meme. ??????
Englishdude
OG
You wipe back to front or front to back?
after a shit do you do the one swipe double wipe?
AZTG
OG
Real shit, dudes know when they pissing if they gotta wipe or not.
Sometimes you finish pissing and you know for a fact you got every last drop and you good.
Other times, you know you got some drops left and you gotta squeeze them out and wipe
Front to back two to three times. I also wipe my ass every time I use the bathroom. Wipes followed by tissue to make sure I don’t have slippery cheeks.
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Shaking thoroughly is just as effective. ?
B_A
I was here
They pinch the tip and squeeze out the last lil dribbles
Rubato
it only matters to us
In public you may have to go caveman mode but that’s the exception
Englishdude
OG
SneakDZA
Go on witcha bad self
I shake and then wipe. One time at work I used the urinal and since there's no TP i just had to put my junk away like a heathen and wash my hands. Got to my desk and realized I had a little dribble spot on my damn pants. I had to skip a meeting because I wasn't trying to stand up until that shit dried.
After that it was strictly the stall for me.
After that it was strictly the stall for me.
Englishdude
OG
always got the little pocket tissues on me.
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Scandalust313
Unshakeable Unbreakable Victorious
I'm amazed, although I shouldn't be, at dudes out here ONLY shaking after pissing.
What if your lady/wife wants give you head while you're driving?
That dingaling should always be clean and sloppy toppy ready!
No one wants to smell the faint scent o' urine
Nobody wants to taste pee (unless she's into that)
But you should just want a pristine penis (and balls) at all times
Ughh boys are nasty...walkin around smelling like pee
What if your lady/wife wants give you head while you're driving?
That dingaling should always be clean and sloppy toppy ready!
No one wants to smell the faint scent o' urine
Nobody wants to taste pee (unless she's into that)
But you should just want a pristine penis (and balls) at all times
Ughh boys are nasty...walkin around smelling like pee
