COMMUNITY A Running List of Things Straight Men Can't and Shouldn't Do Because It Will Make Us Gay

[Chicity]

If a man tries to hug you....

React accordingly

Crazy hands

 

[Chicity]

Dayum @ this thread doing numbers because it's a gay thread nh.

Aha.......

 

[ChicagoFigure]

Licking the other side of the hot dog when the ketchup/mustard started falling off the end of it. If u cant bite u cant eat.

I just ran my shit under the faucet to get it off n continued eating.

 

[Koltrain]

Hitting "luv" reaction on another nigga comment...man up

 

[LUCIEN]

Nah
They could be ugly or even handicapped no s2j
Still gotta fuck em

That's just the rules

Then you fill out a W2

 

[Suckio Andretti]

Eating An ice cream cone

 

[Playmaker88]

Eating An ice cream cone

refer to page 2

 

[SKPJR]

Eating An ice cream cone

watching and analyzing how another man eats his ice cream cone

 

[IP360]

Going with your homeboy to get his lip or tongue pierced. Da fucc you doing watching that??

If he invites you to watch him go get any of those pierced...



...then dead the friendship afterwards.

Real men recognize the Man Law violation, and would NEVER ask their homeboys to roll with them. FOH!

 

[King Freeman]

Do not I repeat do not wiggle your fingers when waving to someone.

Don't even wave. Say it with your chest.

This just happened and I'm disgusted.