COMMUNITY A Running List of Things Straight Men Can't and Shouldn't Do Because It Will Make Us Gay

[Duwop]

Putting your arms on the armrest while getting your hair cut. Your arms should be in your lap like a real nigga

 

[Duwop]

Sneezing is gay.


So are hiccups.

Fuck a grown man look like getting hiccups

 

[Playmaker88]

sitting next to a nigga at the movies....

Waving thought shalt not wave .. you can put your hand up in acknowledgement but waving is gay as fuck

oh oh when walking your arms shouldnt swing dangledly.. you only have an appropriate amount of degrees for your arms to swing whilst walking

 

[Duwop]

Spotting Niggaz on the bench is super wild homo.

Fuck I look like standing over a nigga.. Balls all in his face while he grunting and straining?


?

 

[Playmaker88]

Sneezing is gay.


So are hiccups.

Fuck a grown man look like getting hiccups

cs my sneezes sound like dogs barking everyone tell me...

You cot damn right cuz i aint gay

if you dont got enough bass hold that shit in and have a heart attack like a real nigga

 

[Playmaker88]

cutting your sandwich in half.. if i get a sub

and they raise the knife to cut your sandwich in half the appropriate response is

 

[Black 🖤]

Sneezing is gay.


So are hiccups.

Fuck a grown man look like getting hiccups

Lmaoooo what? Niggas can't sneeze?!

 

[Black 🖤]

File your nails:mhm:

 

[SeaSnake]

cutting your sandwich in half.. if i get a sub

and they raise the knife to cut your sandwich in half the appropriate response is

So you out here eating whole subs. Pause

 

[Duwop]

Real talk. Left overs gay ass all monkey shit.

Fuck a real man look like leaving food on the plate??

 

[Duwop]

Fuck a doggie bag

 

[BDP™️]

@Playmaker88 and @King Du killing me right now man lmao

 

[Duwop]

Sipping tea is gay too....

Men don't sip shit

 

[SeaSnake]

Sipping tea is gay too....

Men don't sip shit

Cant gulp it tho or guzzle it

 

[SeaSnake]

Hugging your son. Yall is men wtf you hugging for

 

[Playmaker88]

So you out here eating whole subs. Pause

Of course not i tear that shit in half when i get home like a real nigga
wait a minute did this nigga just imagine me..

 

[SeaSnake]

Of course not i tear that shit in half when i get home like a real nigga
wait a minute did this nigga just imagine me..

Did you just imagine me imagining you?
Mega pause

 

[BDP™️]

Singing the hook on Drunk in Love...

“That aint your part dog”

 

[BDP™️]

Imagining niggas imagining you


GAY.

 

[Koltrain]

Sipping on Arbor Mist