COMMUNITY A Running List of Things Straight Men Can't and Shouldn't Do Because It Will Make Us Gay

[Dwayne]

Each one contradicts the other


LMAO

 

[GNS]

Can you have females friends that you don't have intentions to fuck tho ??

Nah
They could be ugly or even handicapped no s2j
Still gotta fuck em

That's just the rules

 

[Remedy]

Was drinking with a straw on list?

 

[AZTG]

I think this list is meant to be satirical and show how foolish it is for straight men to make anything gay.

Its like bruh either you into men or not.

 

[Matike85]

Listening to Female Hip Hop Artists music & Listening to Female R&B Artists music

 

[King Freeman]

Applying Chapstick directly from stick instead of using a finger.

Smacking your lips after using chapstick.

Using any chapstick flavor besides original.

 

[IP360]

Responding back wit "K" after texting back one of your homeboys.

Nigga you better type out "Ok"..."Okay"...or "CHEA". Foh wit that "K" shyt nigga.

MAN LAW VIOLATION!!

 

[BDP™️]

Say “moisterize” instead of “putting on lotion”

putting on lotion

 

[Koltrain]

Popping gum

 

[Duwop]

Was drinking with a straw on list?

I saw a man drinking beer with a straw once and almost lost it

 

[Playmaker88]

Dont tell other men good nite.

 

[Duwop]

If you tie another man tie... Do it on your neck and hand it to him ..

If you tie it on his neck you might as well kiss the nigga when you finish

 

[Duwop]

If a man tries to hug you....

React accordingly

 

[Loquacious]

This thread gay.

 

[Duwop]

Throwing another nigga in the pool is gay af

 

[Duwop]

Blowing out candles is gay

 

[Duwop]

Whistling.....


That shit crazy homo

 

[Playmaker88]

Ice Cream cones over the age of 3

If your son wants an ice-cream cone buy him one as a good parent.. but then soon as he fixes his face to partake in the ice cream

slap/kick that shit out of his hands as a real nigga

 

[BDP™️]

Lmaooo

These last few posts got me dead

 

[IP360]

Ice Cream cones over the age of 3

If your son wants an ice-cream cone buy him one as a good parent.. but then soon as he fixes his face to partake in the ice cream

slap/kick that shit out of his hands as a real nigga