COMMUNITY A Running List of Things Straight Men Can't and Shouldn't Do Because It Will Make Us Gay

[IP360]

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I see me and Playmaker think alike. 1st and foremost...no men should think alike...so PAUSE on that notion. Get your own thoughts and stop thinking like the next man!

But to reiterate what the brotha said...NO man should wave to another man like...


Said wave will be taken as a sign of disrespeck. Therefore...you will catch a fade.

You better head nod or give a thumbs up.

Matter of fact, if you a brotha...



...that should be the ONLY acknowledgment you need to give. WAKANDA FOREVER MUTHAFUCCAS!

 

[Duwop]

Arm wrestling is gay too....

It's essentially holding hands while moaning and grunting....


All wrestling for that matter...

 

[Dwayne]

Edit:

I see me and Playmaker think alike. 1st and foremost...no men should think alike...so PAUSE on that notion. Get your own thoughts and stop thinking like the next man!

But to reiterate what the brotha said...NO man should wave to another man like...
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Said wave will be taken as a sign of disrespeck. Therefore...you will catch a fade.

You better head nod or give a thumbs up.

Matter of fact, if you a brotha...

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...that should be the ONLY acknowledgment you need to give. WAKANDA FOREVER MUTHAFUCCAS!

Even BP tired of that shit lol

 

[Playmaker88]

No man should ever say hi..

gay as fuck that shit better be a question

high?

 

[IP360]

File your nails:mhm:

Damn right!!

You better use a toenail clipper, a buck knife, or the teeth God gave you!

 

[Playmaker88]

if you giggle you gay cant be out here snigglin and giggling like anderson cooper

 

[Ville'sFinest]

-talking on a message board is gay
- talking about shit that's gay is gay
-talking to other niggas is gay
-typing is gay

Just adding a few more essentials to the list

 

[Duwop]

Riding bikes.....

 

[SKPJR]

owning a cat is gay
owning a dog that a bitch can fit in her purse is gay
feeding ducks is gay as fuck
and any dude that does cartwheels should kill himself right fucking now

 

[Duwop]

Coughing is gay...

If you Google image search coughing it look like everybody sucking invisible dicks....

For women that's cool...
But a dude can't never look like he sucking invisible dick

 

[Duwop]

Smoking.

Especially blunts and cigars...

Niggaz really holding and sucking on them thick brown cigars.....

Foh

 

[Loquacious]

Arm wrestling is gay too....

It's essentially holding hands while moaning and grunting....


All wrestling for that matter...

But you love Wrestling.

 

[Playmaker88]

Coughing is gay...

If you Google image search coughing it look like everybody sucking invisible dicks....

For women that's cool...
But a dude can't never look like he sucking invisible dick

Googling that shit is gay as fuck so i didnt

 

[Loquacious]

Watching wrestling is gay. Y’all watching men tussle with each other.

 

[SKPJR]

riding in a 2 seat convertible with another dude is gayer than a bitch

 

[Loquacious]

If you looked at this pic....
And you’re a man..



YOU GAY.

 

[Duwop]

But you love Wrestling.

We all have our demons

:cry:

 

[Black_Samson]

DON'T SKIP LEG DAY.

the fuck kimda sense does it make to not reap the benefits of selective breeding?

Its already encoded in you DNA, may as well take advantage of it.

Or did yall think cotton picking stopped at the delts and shoulders?

 

[BDP™️]

wearing pajama sets

FOH shopping in the "sleep wear" section

 

[BDP™️]

calling AAA for roadside assistance (thanks @Kandy )