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I just witnessed the oddest argument at the store. A crackhead was arguing with another crackhead about saving money
 
konceptjones said:
I had some old sista-woman basically strong-arm a $20 bill into my hand for helping her take her groceries to her apartment back inna day when I was single. Talmbout she prayed to da LAWD to send her some help and I was right there asking her if she needed help shamalamamumu. That GAAAAAAHWD blessed her with my help, I WILL take the money hamalamaabubaba that GAHWD, a huh-huh, has righteously blessed her with and so it would be a blessing for me AAAAAYE-MEN.

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When she threw up her hands and started holy ghost dancing I felt bad and just took the money. I went to the store and got me a new bottle of Jim Beam and some smut videotape Moe had behind the counter.
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"Videotape Moe had", you called a dude Moe. You from dc?
 
konceptjones said:
that really real shea butter goes a long ass way too. We bought a lil tub of it from this bruh and sista at the swap meet almost a year ago. All it takes is a tiny lil bit and you straight.
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all facts.... I keeps a tub of it on deck at all times...shit is multipurpose too
 
OhMars said:
Half day today + 3 day weekend = Happy me
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I got mixed emotions about this weekend.

One the one hand it's a holiday weekend, so that's sweet.
Then too, we're getting the fuck out this ghetto ass apartment this weekend and might be out of here tomorrow evening.
BUT... We're moving... I FUCKIN HATE MOVING. We got enough shit in storage to fill two and a half 26' Uhauls and I always end up in pain for a week from overworking my muscles.
But... we ain't gonna be in the hood anymore.
Actually gonna be far from it.
And close to the one client I have that's local so I might be able to pop in for meetings.

... But the thought of moving itself is almost enough to really fuck this weekend up. Plus, I gotta move twice. Once to get the shit out of this apartment into the house, then getting the shit out of storage into the house.
















I need a drink.
 
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