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wasnt even fuckin yet...

but this girl in my apartments asked me to get her some nails (press on)

I went and stole them shits outta albertsons
 
Maintenance Utility road at this park..pitch black outside..I laid in the middle the road while she rode me :aye:
 
The craziest thing I've done for pussy is fake like I was interested in her for her
 
Me and my boy from such adventures as "The Summer of Sin" and the "What was it like when u were broke/lowest?" thread fronted like we were two of The Beatnuts to get some pussy from some hoes we met driving down the freeway back in '94.
 
Drove 40 minutes.

Shrugs


I dont think I ever did anything even close to be considered anything but normal.




I had hoes for days or I would just pop on a flick so I wasn't about inconvenience myself. And I only drove 40 minutes (traffic) Dallas to Plano because I meeting boys at Main Event out there anyways
 
Way back before I had a wife and Kids. Talking to this chick wit 2 kids, told her I got a kid too and I love kids. Caught her on the way inside a grocery store. Went in the store wit her and bought, formula, diapers, bottle bags, and baby food for my fake baby to show her how good a dad I was.I ain’t even had a baby, threw away a good 50 dollars for the lie.

Another was this chick that lived in a trailer park below and adjacent to a project building. Niggaz on the fourth floor were yelling down at her about how trash she is for living in a trailer park. Could barely even see them niggaz, challenged them all to come down and catch da fade. Thank gawd them niggaz was pussy, cause I was not in the position to fight project babies over some chick I just wanted to fuck.

Another time, was go to a chick projects wit one of my friends while she was at work and called myself waiting till she get home. 30 minutes in, every nigga in the projects was at her building waiting wit me. My mans dipped on me when the 18th nigga showed up..and I thought I was gone get handled something awful but they ain’t did shit.
lol...I told the 3rd story again like a month ago..I need to do some new shit
 
I listened to her crazy ass...

I think I talked about this in another thread somewhere on here but yea... there was this chick from South Carolina. At first she wont even tryin to give me no play but I got her to open up to me about various things through conversation n shit.. after a while she got real comfortable w/ me. Then one night we were talking about something and it somehow led to her telling me that she sees fairies n shit.. so I bought into it and I listened.

:js4:


She went on and on about all these crazy ass paranormal experiences that shes had and then eventually she hits me w/ some shit like "You probably don't wanna talk to me no more or think that im crazy. I'm sorry" but I reassured her that everything was ok. Then I asked to hear more stories. :kobe:

So yea, eventually I drove down there n smashed.



After that she started scaring me n shit so I cut her off. She was a real nice chick but damn man.. the last straw was her telling me that she sometimes has bad dreams that come true. All I could think was this hoe gonna dream me dead or some shit so I cut her ass off.
 
yooooooooooooo

lol, that's the type of woman I'm looking for

Ay she down there bruh.

Long as you don't mind listening to her vent n then jump off onto some crazy shit then yea thats all you. I'll see if I can find her on FB. Hell, yall might have mutual friends
 
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