Way back before I had a wife and Kids. Talking to this chick wit 2 kids, told her I got a kid too and I love kids. Caught her on the way inside a grocery store. Went in the store wit her and bought, formula, diapers, bottle bags, and baby food for my fake baby to show her how good a dad I was.I ain’t even had a baby, threw away a good 50 dollars for the lie.
Another was this chick that lived in a trailer park below and adjacent to a project building. Niggaz on the fourth floor were yelling down at her about how trash she is for living in a trailer park. Could barely even see them niggaz, challenged them all to come down and catch da fade. Thank gawd them niggaz was pussy, cause I was not in the position to fight project babies over some chick I just wanted to fuck.
Another time, was go to a chick projects wit one of my friends while she was at work and called myself waiting till she get home. 30 minutes in, every nigga in the projects was at her building waiting wit me. My mans dipped on me when the 18th nigga showed up..and I thought I was gone get handled something awful but they ain’t did shit.
