Cars hitting-and-running
Fights on the trains/bus
Kids running around butt naked in school
Dudes pissing in the middle of street
Muhfuckas bringing dogs into bars
Was was at church one time. This lady fainted while singing her solo with the choir
The choir kept singing. We running over there making sure she okay. Getting her water, a blanket... she wakes up... ask for the mic... and finished singing her shit....
Seen body parts all over the Atlanta interstate. Come to find out it was a done by a drunk driver driving on the wrong lane and killed a father with his 8 and 4 year old. Smh. Didn't drive again for 3 years. Fuck Atlanta drivers.
First time I saw Dimitri Reeves live was a whole experience. This was way before the Internet caught up to him. I was just coming down the Ave and had to pull over.
Shit was wild. Cuz this nigga really be on the block where shit is hot at just getting it. And everybody was just cool with it.
That time the cow was running down the street was wild AF too... escaped from a slaughter house or something. Niggaz legit stopped talking like..... WTF
Back on topic, I’ve seen an Expedition go across 4 lanes of traffic just a few feet in front of my car and t-bone a car in the far lane. Scared the fuck outta me.
Dude I worked with beating the shit outta a woman that was not his wife who he definitely had an affair with. That came outta no where and he definitely lost his livelihood that night.
Some random dude got hit by a car on the road next to my house when I was a kid. First time seeing human remains in real life. Sick shit.
They used to do that in Phoenix. There was a little stream kinda out in the middle of nowhere of southwest PHX and if you rode by there in the spring and summer there would always be Mexicans splashing around in it with a small grill out there. Whomever it was that owned it fenced it off at some point and stuck a sign talmbout it was hazardous but that didn't stop the Mexicans from getting in there and splashing around in it.
I'm on the highway. And it's a fresh snow.... I knew driving in it was reckless. But I was tryna get home from work. I wasn't tryna be stuck at the airport. Even though I heard later the hotel they had them at was lit.
But yeah, in the rear view I saw the worst accident of my life happening right behind me... the snow plow lost it's footing and started sliding to the next lane into a semi and the cars that were tryna swerve out the way started sliding too. They all collided hard as shit behind me... like right behind me. I was shook as fuck... cuz it wasn't like I could floor it... road conditions were horrendous
Seen my high school basketball coach, leader of young men and molder of young minds, smack the shit out his side-chick when she showed up to practice one afternoon, WITH HIS WIFE, to confront him.
Then he tries to go after her again and prolly would’ve did her real bad if a couple players hadn’t grabbed him up and calmed him down.
Yeah the most blatant over the top fight I've ever seen was in 8th grade... this shit was wild.
So this nigga in my class... he stayed going too far. Nigga was an habitual line stepper. I'm so surprised he turned out well in life, cuz I've never seen a nigga get his ass whooped so much in life. Dudes and chicks used to stay piecing this nigga up, cuz he always played too much.
I even whooped his ass cuz he was joking about my dead grandfather THE EXACT FIRST DAY I came back to school, from my grandfather dying. I almost sent him up there so my grandfather could whoop him too.
But this is about his one win. So both me and this nigga sneak across the cafeteria to sit with another class... and soon as we get over there, this skinny ass white girl act like she gonna snitch. But we got her to chill.
So this nigga... for whatever reason, can't let it go.. and start fucking with the white girl. He taking a spork and keep flickering peas at her...
We laughing, but niggaz telling him flat out to chill... we're telling this nigga he's wilding... but the shit was funny. We were 13
So the white girl had enough and just jumped out her seat and slammed her hands on the table like she was ready to fuck something up... and this nigga immediately hops up and slams the desk too....
Our dumb asses start hyping it up on some "oooooooohhhhhh" shit, u know how kids do...
But none of us were ready. This nigga in pure Dudley boy fashion, picked this little white girl up over his fucking head, and completely POWERBOMBS!!!!! this white girl on the ground hard as shit!!
To this day, I've never real life seen any human ever powerbomb another human in a actual fight.... the girl pops up and he full straight right hand punches THE FUCK outta her like he was Lennox Lewis, Mike Tyson. That shit was so clean like everyone just instinctively grabbed this nigga and just stopped him.... I that shit was so fast and so surreal. Like that nigga was a menace. I was sure he was gonna turn out bad.
He's actually doing good. But I wouldn't trust that nigga for shit. Straight head nod and keep it moving.
I was at food lion, so, when I walked in, shortly after I came in. This really beautiful redbone walked in after me. Red dress and red stiletto heels.
I was busy focused on what I was doing so I only glanced quickly at her but when I did I thought she tripped or something cause as I turn my head back to the direction i was looking I caught a glance of her like this.
Didn’t think nothing of it cause when trip in heels everyday. So I do my shopping and then I came to the front and I’m waiting in a long line. There’s these two ratchet women.
You know how when ratchet women want your attention they get loud behind your ear and have loud as conversations and loud ass cackling cause they want you to look at them?
They was doing that behind me and it was irritating the fuck outta me, but deadass they was doing that to get my attention on them.
So another cashier opened and waved me over and I thought think gawd cause I hate bitches like that. So, someone got to her before me so now I’m waiting behind that person. These bitches started projecting more cause I’m farther away.
They laughing and almost like if they laughing at someone…right, so here come red dress red heels, now I notice this chick ain’t trip, she dead ass walking like a brand new baby deer. Can’t walk in heels for shit.
She walks up and I think ion know, ion know if she thought they was laughing at her, cause she tells them it’s not polite to laugh at other people and be loud in public like that.
Well you know you can’t tell a ratchet nothing, especially if they in bonnets and pajamas and you in a beautiful dress and dolled up. Sounded like a chicken coup in there, all three of them.
Everyone and I mean everyone..but me, stopped what they were doing and pulled out their phone. It was like a scene from a dystopian future society movie. So the manager doesn’t direct his frustrations to the redbone that kicked it off.
He solely is telling the ratchets to leave or he’s gonna call the police, they tell him to call the police..all of a sudden the redbone pushes past the ratchets and makes a b line sprint towards the entrance and apologizes to the manager as she runs past him.
I kid you not, swear to god it look like this
And I’m thinking…she had to at least walk to her car, and then leave her car when she got here and walked inside. At no point did she realize that she can’t walk in heels?
And she ain’t even drunk or nothing, she dressed like and look like a stone cold top 10 model.
The whole fucking thing blew my mind, shit felt like I was in a simulation
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