Washed Awards: hilarious odd injury moments

yeah... Thursday went to Kroger. Parked and opened my door. Left leg out and before my foot touched the ground I threw out my lower back. Sat there frozen in excruciating pain. Got out but my back couldn't handle the weight. Grabbed the first cart I could and leaned on that bitch for dear life. I contemplated going back home but I actually needed some shit from there.

Got home and ordered pizza. Wasn't no way in the world I was gonna cook dinner. Today I'm kinda able to stand up straight but all it takes is one slight twist or wrong step and the shit is back.
 
Black_Samson said:
Its actually quite common to injure yourself while coughing.

Hernias are especially common when coughing.

Wouldn’t really say that’s being washed, but more par for the course that comes with chiefing
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few weeks ago I was having a coughing fit in the parking lot at Meijer 'cause some water went down the wrong way. Coughed so hard it felt like something popped or got caught between my ribs or some shit. That pain was like nothing I've ever felt in my life. Took about 10 days to get back to normal.
 
IP360 said:
Soooo...week & half ago I was gettin the tool box outta the stairway closet.

My azzz missed this step...
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busted...my...azzz!

I was laid out ALL on the floor. My s/o was in the kitchen when she heard me fall. Talmbout "You alright? You alright?"...NO HEFA I'M NOT! I didn't tell her that tho.

Instead I told her to give me a minute. I just sat there on the floor in pain. Waited to gather myself b4 I got up.
Fuccin twisted my ankle (still a lil sore). Banged up my knee (still tender). Scraped up my knee. It was turrible.

What makes it even more worse...a week & a half b4 that...my dumb azzz fell in the sub pump well in the basement. Wasn't even paying attention. Scraped up the same knee! Smh.
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How dafuck did I miss this shit? My nigga damn near went to glory LMAO.

But yeah I fucked my knee up the same way ☹️
 
konceptjones said:
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This probably the saddest way to get an injury. Woke up at 6am to get ready to go to the gym. I put on my under Armour shirt. It was tight in the arms. I needed to put some lotion on my arms, so I tried to roll down my left sleeve with my pinky tip. Then I heard like a pop noise. Felt a little pain in my pinky. I can't straighten the tip of my pinky now, smh. I dont think it is broke. I don't have pain anymore and it is not swollen. I have sensation. From what I looked up, it could be mallet finger. Got some x-rays done. Just need to see my doc.

Instead of laughing at me, I think we need to be mature about this. Send me some prayers and donate to my cashapp to get me through such a dark and tough time.

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loud-ninja said:
This probably the saddest way to get an injury. Woke up at 6am to get ready to go to the gym. I put on my under Armour shirt. It was tight in the arms. I needed to put some lotion on my arms, so I tried to roll down my left sleeve with my pinky tip. Then I heard like a pop noise. Felt a little pain in my pinky. I can't bend the tip of my pinky now, smh. I dont think it is broke. I don't have pain anymore and it is not swollen. I have sensation. From what I looked up, it could be mallet finger. Got some x-rays done. Just need to see my doc.

Instead of laughing at me, I think we need to be mature about this. Send me some prayers and donate to my cashapp to get me through such a dark and tough time.

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so you injured yourself putting on a shirt thats too small for you?

:hahaha:

lol feel better bruh
 
Inori said:
ma nigga if you had to apply so much pressure just to roll the fuckin sleeves on the shirt that you finger popped and locked into place... mightve be a "fit shirt" but that fuckin shirt dont fit YOU
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I wore this shirt dozens of times to the gym. It is their heat gear line. It fits like a thermal. I just grabbed the cuff of my sleeve wrong.
 
loud-ninja said:
This probably the saddest way to get an injury. Woke up at 6am to get ready to go to the gym. I put on my under Armour shirt. It was tight in the arms. I needed to put some lotion on my arms, so I tried to roll down my left sleeve with my pinky tip. Then I heard like a pop noise. Felt a little pain in my pinky. I can't straighten the tip of my pinky now, smh. I dont think it is broke. I don't have pain anymore and it is not swollen. I have sensation. From what I looked up, it could be mallet finger. Got some x-rays done. Just need to see my doc.

Instead of laughing at me, I think we need to be mature about this. Send me some prayers and donate to my cashapp to get me through such a dark and tough time.

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Nigga can’t even drink tea the fancy way right now. 😆

Nigga look like he asking for a pinky promise. 😆

Nigga finger look like the clothes hook in the car backseat. 😆

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loud-ninja said:
This probably the saddest way to get an injury. Woke up at 6am to get ready to go to the gym. I put on my under Armour shirt. It was tight in the arms. I needed to put some lotion on my arms, so I tried to roll down my left sleeve with my pinky tip. Then I heard like a pop noise. Felt a little pain in my pinky. I can't straighten the tip of my pinky now, smh. I dont think it is broke. I don't have pain anymore and it is not swollen. I have sensation. From what I looked up, it could be mallet finger. Got some x-rays done. Just need to see my doc.

Instead of laughing at me, I think we need to be mature about this. Send me some prayers and donate to my cashapp to get me through such a dark and tough time.

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So i went to the orthopedist. I was correct it was mallet finger.

I die a little inside everytime I have to explain to someone what happened. Now I got people at work asking me. I lied to a few people that I don't normally talk to outside of saying "hi" and "bye".

My donations are still empty by the way.
 
loud-ninja said:
So i went to the orthopedist. I was correct it was mallet finger.

I die a little inside everytime I have to explain to someone what happened. Now I got people at work asking me. I lied to a few people that I don't normally talk to outside of saying "hi" and "bye".

My donations are still empty by the way.
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we might be able to donate you some shirts your size ma nigga
 
Had this happen last year just as it did today, but this time it wasn't as bad but it's still fucked up.

Got out of the car to get the groceries out the back of the ride. Left leg out and as soon as it touched the ground I felt my lower back tweak. Can't stand that well, shit hurts but it's not nearly the intense bullshit from last year. A bruh was ready to drop a tear that time, and I still had to do the grocery shopping. At least I made it home this time.

Might have put too much strain on my back in the gym this morning on the mid-row machine. Pulled 285lb for 6 reps after doing 245 for 10 and 265 for 8.
 
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