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Times thinking with ya Dick almost got u body bagged(set up/jumped)

I wish I had not watched that video!! Once tha tears started I cut that shit off...you no good niggaz aint fuckin up my blessings
 
Fucked this girl at her mama crib when I was 19 and she told me her mom said it was cool I spent the night and what not...WRONG her mom apparently never knew and her step dad figure was there at 7am pounding at the bed room door. She went out there and apparently cooled the situation but I found out later he was at the door to pull me out and throw me off the second floor stairs lol and this mf was built like Tookie William's in his prime.
 
OGDirtyDee said:
Fucked this girl at her mama crib when I was 19 and she told me her mom said it was cool I spent the night and what not...WRONG her mom apparently never knew and her step dad figure was there at 7am pounding at the bed room door. She went out there and apparently cooled the situation but I found out later he was at the door to pull me out and throw me off the second floor stairs lol and this mf was built like Tookie William's in his prime.
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Now if we talking shit like this, I was fucking my HS girlfriend in her bedroom. Her parents were supposedly at work. She riding me, her back to the door so neither of us could see out. Suddenly the door slams shut.

We sitting in their like damn, we busted. And her daddy swole too. I would jump out the window, but my car parked in the driveway.

She suck it up and go out to face the music. Find out it was her sister talking about I ain't trying to see all that.

I've never felt such relief in my life.
 
Never had smoke. One girl I was fuckin I hit her up like "hey mama wyd" and got a response saying "hey this is her boyfriend she doesnt have her phone she is sleeping she got the flu" I was thrown off he wasnt like who tf is this!? I was like damn tell her i said hope she feels better and he was like alright bro no problem I'll let her know to hit you back when she is feeling better..felt bad but aye she hit me back the next day.
 
OGDirtyDee said:
Never had smoke. One girl I was fuckin I hit her up like "hey mama wyd" and got a response saying "hey this is her boyfriend she doesnt have her phone she is sleeping she got the flu" I was thrown off he wasnt like who tf is this!? I was like damn tell her i said hope she feels better and he was like alright bro no problem I'll let her know to hit you back when she is feeling better..felt bad but aye she hit me back the next day.
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She had you saved as Dee Dee. He thought you were a female friend.
 
Meh...I guess all in all the craziest thing was getting burnt rawin a girl I knew I had no business bein with..Caught a lil dick flu, swore I'd never sin again...Got it cleared up, had my EBRC chain swangin again a month later...
 
I was 24 fucking with this chick that was "separated" I was at the crib chilling with her. Her husband showed up on the scene ready to fight me and her. Nigga had me blocked in I can't leave and don't my have no weapon on me. Him and shorty start arguing. They both get to crying now I'm in the middle of a domestic argument. Homie looking at me ready to fight with tears in his eyes. I'm low-key wanting to laugh. For some reason I laugh at danger or near death type of shit.

He come up to me on some he going swing on me. I'm letting him know bruh you won't be able to walk out of here if you hit me. Then he starts laughing talking about you're just like your dad both of y'all niggas crazy. The chick crying yelling at both of us she called the police. The police came made me leave as they spoke to the husband and wife to make sure there was no domestic abuse.

Homie was a big ass nigga nh more than likely took the L but it was hilarious. Few years later I'm married and living in Charlotte the same nigga came to my parents house talking about Cain need to talk to him because he thinks his daughter isn't his and he thinks the child is mine. My pop cussed the nigga out and pulled a gun on him. The whole thing was hilarious. I never even smashed the chick all I ever got was some head. SMH
 
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