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Times thinking with ya Dick almost got u body bagged(set up/jumped)

konceptjones said:
Naw, that one was definitely not me. The only story of mine in the scumbag thread that involved sex was the lil nigga that refused to go to sleep, so we put his ass in her walk-in closet and proceeded to bang.
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You niggas ain't shit man.

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AZTG said:
Yo why these stories reminded of me that story where dude was fucking this chick, they go to sleep, and he wakes up to her ex crawling over him and choking her.

I wanna say it was from the scumbag thread.

I cant remember who told the story, i just remember crying laughing at that shit.
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That was that nigga Wall. Lol
 
Ghost313 said:
Was still in the city that J moved me to. Got a job as Call Center Manager and part time hustler. Bad lil creole broad just relocated to the city from Baton Rouge. I immediately got on. She told me she was in town with her nigga. Overtime, shorty started dancing at night, she told me how the dancers wanted to be served, and how her nigga was lacking. I hit the spot she danced at, served them dancers, and ended up making so much money and connections. I broke her off her fee, started fucking her. I go to pick her up, we hit Waffle House, come back to my spot, count up, eat fuck sleep. About 5 in the morning all you hear is "Blaw Blaw Blaw Blaw Blaw Blaw" my windows breaking. I snatch shorty, we get low, crawl to the guest bedroom. Grab my 357 out the drawer, and wait for whoever to come in. Nobody came in. Police came knocking about an hour later. My dude that stayed above me hit me, told me it was this nigga with gold dreads, in a 300C that shot my shit up. That was her ex boyfriend. I went straight to that nigga spot, that nigga shit was empty except for couches and Foreman Grill. I never caught that nigga.
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I didn't know whether to Goat, Ether or LoL so I didn't click anything.

Btw, if u ever happen to randomly bump into that ho ass boy, it should be ON SIGHT!

No warning, no talkin', nones of dat...... just some good ol' American street violence!!
 
MallyG said:
I didn't know whether to Goat, Ether or LoL so I didn't click anything.

Btw, if u ever happen to randomly bump into that ho ass boy, it should be ON SIGHT!

No warning, no talkin', nones of dat...... just some good ol' American street violence!!
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Lol, man I'm square as fuck now. BUUUUT you are right, homie gotta get the laid the hell out. If he went back to Baton Rouge, nigga may be worm food now.
 
Ghost313 said:
Lol, man I'm square as fuck now. BUUUUT you are right, homie gotta get the laid the hell out. If he went back to Baton Rouge, nigga may be worm food now.
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LoL.... Aye I'm square biz too bro and I ain't no tuff guy either and there's very few things I can't let go of.... that right right there would be @ the top of the list.

But like you said, a nikka who do shit like that prolly had/has it coming to him.
 
Yo in the scumbag thread who was it that put the baby in a drawer and closed the drawer while he smashed the bitch? I think of that every now and then and lose it
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IP360 said:
Du secured his spot in hell for that. Lol
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Du secured his spot in hell for posting up that shit about the lil blind nigga playing football. Lil dude flailing all over the goddamned field and erruhbody like "this is good..."
 
King Freeman said:


I hate ya'll.
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King Freeman said:


I hate ya'll.
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Everyone who supported this is going to hell. Lol!!


They could've at least asked the coach from the opposing team if could have one of his DT's mix it up wit the boy, as if he's really blocking somebody. Lol
 
One time this chick was asking my homeboy about me so he called me up and I took shorty back to her dorm...

We was messing around a little, but it was mad people there and they was all wide awake running around n shit...

So she was like we can go to her cousin place by the airport.... It's like a 20 min drive.


So we get there, and she like "you gotta be quiet, I got family in from out of town". She open the door and we legit sneaking over like 4 people sleeping on the floor and all through the living room.


Everything in my entire being was telling me that this was the set up and I was bout to get robbed. But I had to smash.

So when she went to the bathroom, I called my boy and told him to call me back in 30 mins.

Soon as she came out the bathroom I started pushing up on her until we finally smashed. And I got up outta there fast as fuck. She was mad as shit, but I was paranoid as hell.

Never smashed again, but I was good
 
konceptjones said:
@Duwop

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We ain't forgot homie. You in the front seat for this here shit.
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I'm taking a shit load of y'all with me too....

My life mission is to make everyone come to terms that they ain't shit....

I be getting victories every day in here
 
Duwop said:
I'm taking a shit load of y'all with me too....

My life mission is to make everyone come to terms that they ain't shit....

I be getting victories every day in here
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I got a couple stories in there but the baby in the drawer story is the epitome fam. Holy shit dude lol.
 
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