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Y'all remember Dro from that other site?

Somebody made a thread about takin' a dookie and this fool told a story about how he had diarrhea and crapped on himself...


Bruh....

I wish somebody could find that post...

I was reading his story while I was at my job and I literally had tears rolling down my face.

That post musta had at least 70 LOL reactions.

It was the funniest shit I ever saw on that site.
 
Allah_U_Akbar said:
Somebody made a thread about takin' a dookie and this fool told a story about how he had diarrhea and crapped on himself...


Bruh....

I wish somebody could find that post...

I was reading his story while I was at my job and I literally had tears rolling down my face.

That post musta had at least 70 LOL reactions.

It was the funniest shit I ever saw on that site.
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Here you go...


@DRO

..WENT TO LA FOR MY BDAY... MY COUSIN STAY THERE... SO ME HER AND MY WIFE WENT TO ROSCOES... WE ATE, LEFT, GOT IN THE CAR AND SHE WAS LIKE, " IMA SHOW YALL AROUND"...SO I STARTED BUBBLING BUT I DIDNT PAY IT NO MIND... SHE TAKES US TO RODEO DRIVE...WE GET OUT THE CAR AND I FEEL IT!...IM THINKING," ILL GO TO A CORNER STORE OR MCDONALD'S OR SOMETHING.. MANNN ALL I SEE IS LOUIS, GUCCI, FENDI, CARTIER STORES... I WAS LIKE FUCCCCCCKKKK... SO I STARTED WALKING SLOW... THEY LIKE 20 STEPS AHEAD AND I.COULDN'T HOLD IT NO MO... I SEE A RALPH LAUREN STORE AND I GO IN THERE... BY THIS TIME, IM CURRENTLY SHYTIN ON MYSELF... SO I STOP BY THE SHOE SECTION AND ASKED DID THEY HAVE MY SIZE AND ASKED DID THEY HAVE A REST ROOM... EVERY STEP I TAKE, SHYT COMES OUT

SO I GET TO THE REST ROOM... SHYT EVERYWHERE!!... LEGS, IM MY SHOE, THE BACK OF MY PANTS... I TOOK ALLLLL MY CLOTHES OFF AND FINISHED... I WAS SWEATIN LIKE A SLAVE I THERE... I WRAPPED MY DRAWZ UP IN PAPERTOWELS AND THREW THEM AWAY..MAN I HAD SHYT ON THE FLOOR, BOTTOM OF THE TOILET WHERE IT SCEWS IN AT... I CLEANED MY PANTS AS GOOD AS POSSIBLE...

SO I LEAVE... MY WIFE AND COUSIN WAS LIKE, DANG, WHERE U GO? AND I SAID, I WAS LOOKING FOR YALL.... SO WE CONTINUE TO WALK AND NOW IM 50 STEPS BEHIND SMELLING LIKE STRAIGHT SHYT...

WE LEAVE AND I TRY TO JUMP IN THE BACK SEAT AND LET THE WINDOW DOWN...SHE WAS LIKE,NAW ILL SIT.IN THE BACK...MANNNNN, I WAS SOOOOO READY TO GET BACK TO THE ROOM.

THEN MY COUSIN WANNA RIDE THROUGH THE HILLS AND SHYT... MAN I HAD THAT WINDOW ALLLL THW WAY DOWN..
MY WIFE WAS LIKE, "SOMETHING STANK"

BY NOW, ITS BEEN 30MINS AND IM LITERALLY DISGUSTED.. SHE DROP US OFF AND I HURRY UP TO THE SHOWER...

I TILL THIS DAY, I STILL GOT SHYT STAINS IN THEM PANTS... AND YES I KEPT EM CAUSE O LIKE EM..
 
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Allah_U_Akbar said:
Y'all remember Dro from that other site?

Somebody made a thread about takin' a dookie and this fool told a story about how he had diarrhea and crapped on himself...


Bruh....

I wish somebody could find that post...

I was reading his story while I was at my job and I literally had tears rolling down my face.

That post musta had at least 70 LOL reactions.

It was the funniest shit I ever saw on that site.
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he's here btw
 
konceptjones said:
@DRO

..WENT TO LA FOR MY BDAY... MY COUSIN STAY THERE... SO ME HER AND MY WIFE WENT TO ROSCOES... WE ATE, LEFT, GOT IN THE CAR AND SHE WAS LIKE, " IMA SHOW YALL AROUND"...SO I STARTED BUBBLING BUT I DIDNT PAY IT NO MIND... SHE TAKES US TO RODEO DRIVE...WE GET OUT THE CAR AND I FEEL IT!...IM THINKING," ILL GO TO A CORNER STORE OR MCDONALD'S OR SOMETHING.. MANNN ALL I SEE IS LOUIS, GUCCI, FENDI, CARTIER STORES... I WAS LIKE FUCCCCCCKKKK... SO I STARTED WALKING SLOW... THEY LIKE 20 STEPS AHEAD AND I.COULDN'T HOLD IT NO MO... I SEE A RALPH LAUREN STORE AND I GO IN THERE... BY THIS TIME, IM CURRENTLY SHYTIN ON MYSELF... SO I STOP BY THE SHOE SECTION AND ASKED DID THEY HAVE MY SIZE AND ASKED DID THEY HAVE A REST ROOM... EVERY STEP I TAKE, SHYT COMES OUT

SO I GET TO THE REST ROOM... SHYT EVERYWHERE!!... LEGS, IM MY SHOE, THE BACK OF MY PANTS... I TOOK ALLLLL MY CLOTHES OFF AND FINISHED... I WAS SWEATIN LIKE A SLAVE I THERE... I WRAPPED MY DRAWZ UP IN PAPERTOWELS AND THREW THEM AWAY..MAN I HAD SHYT ON THE FLOOR, BOTTOM OF THE TOILET WHERE IT SCEWS IN AT... I CLEANED MY PANTS AS GOOD AS POSSIBLE...

SO I LEAVE... MY WIFE AND COUSIN WAS LIKE, DANG, WHERE U GO? AND I SAID, I WAS LOOKING FOR YALL.... SO WE CONTINUE TO WALK AND NOW IM 50 STEPS BEHIND SMELLING LIKE STRAIGHT SHYT...

WE LEAVE AND I TRY TO JUMP IN THE BACK SEAT AND LET THE WINDOW DOWN...SHE WAS LIKE,NAW ILL SIT.IN THE BACK...MANNNNN, I WAS SOOOOO READY TO GET BACK TO THE ROOM.

THEN MY COUSIN WANNA RIDE THROUGH THE HILLS AND SHYT... MAN I HAD THAT WINDOW ALLLL THW WAY DOWN..
MY WIFE WAS LIKE, "SOMETHING STANK"

BY NOW, ITS BEEN 30MINS AND IM LITERALLY DISGUSTED.. SHE DROP US OFF AND I HURRY UP TO THE SHOWER...

I TILL THIS DAY, I STILL GOT SHYT STAINS IN THEM PANTS... AND YES I KEPT EM CAUSE O LIKE EM..
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I’m sorry but..



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Prank videos often suck but this one is classic





and this one is just some good old fashion slapstick

 


Ya man Jammie Ragsdale is a fool!! Lmao...when he got asked to say then SPELL his name!! That grin he gives lets you know it’s about to go down!! Lol
 
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