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OPINION Things That Have Made You Laugh on The Internet: Volume 1

Fox Mulder said:
How this ain’t been posted yet

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By far THEE BEST looking slap I've ever seen someone give. Lol!!

konceptjones said:
Here you go...


@DRO

..WENT TO LA FOR MY BDAY... MY COUSIN STAY THERE... SO ME HER AND MY WIFE WENT TO ROSCOES... WE ATE, LEFT, GOT IN THE CAR AND SHE WAS LIKE, " IMA SHOW YALL AROUND"...SO I STARTED BUBBLING BUT I DIDNT PAY IT NO MIND... SHE TAKES US TO RODEO DRIVE...WE GET OUT THE CAR AND I FEEL IT!...IM THINKING," ILL GO TO A CORNER STORE OR MCDONALD'S OR SOMETHING.. MANNN ALL I SEE IS LOUIS, GUCCI, FENDI, CARTIER STORES... I WAS LIKE FUCCCCCCKKKK... SO I STARTED WALKING SLOW... THEY LIKE 20 STEPS AHEAD AND I.COULDN'T HOLD IT NO MO... I SEE A RALPH LAUREN STORE AND I GO IN THERE... BY THIS TIME, IM CURRENTLY SHYTIN ON MYSELF... SO I STOP BY THE SHOE SECTION AND ASKED DID THEY HAVE MY SIZE AND ASKED DID THEY HAVE A REST ROOM... EVERY STEP I TAKE, SHYT COMES OUT

SO I GET TO THE REST ROOM... SHYT EVERYWHERE!!... LEGS, IM MY SHOE, THE BACK OF MY PANTS... I TOOK ALLLLL MY CLOTHES OFF AND FINISHED... I WAS SWEATIN LIKE A SLAVE I THERE... I WRAPPED MY DRAWZ UP IN PAPERTOWELS AND THREW THEM AWAY..MAN I HAD SHYT ON THE FLOOR, BOTTOM OF THE TOILET WHERE IT SCEWS IN AT... I CLEANED MY PANTS AS GOOD AS POSSIBLE...

SO I LEAVE... MY WIFE AND COUSIN WAS LIKE, DANG, WHERE U GO? AND I SAID, I WAS LOOKING FOR YALL.... SO WE CONTINUE TO WALK AND NOW IM 50 STEPS BEHIND SMELLING LIKE STRAIGHT SHYT...

WE LEAVE AND I TRY TO JUMP IN THE BACK SEAT AND LET THE WINDOW DOWN...SHE WAS LIKE,NAW ILL SIT.IN THE BACK...MANNNNN, I WAS SOOOOO READY TO GET BACK TO THE ROOM.

THEN MY COUSIN WANNA RIDE THROUGH THE HILLS AND SHYT... MAN I HAD THAT WINDOW ALLLL THW WAY DOWN..
MY WIFE WAS LIKE, "SOMETHING STANK"

BY NOW, ITS BEEN 30MINS AND IM LITERALLY DISGUSTED.. SHE DROP US OFF AND I HURRY UP TO THE SHOWER...

I TILL THIS DAY, I STILL GOT SHYT STAINS IN THEM PANTS... AND YES I KEPT EM CAUSE O LIKE EM..
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I think I pulled a muscle in my face laughing so hard this shyt when I 1st read it. LOL!!!
 
Brian McKnight was hilarious in this.....I think he was serious but once his Christian / women fanbase got mad he later backtracked and said he was doing it for a Funny or Die skit.....buddy was all into it

 
313 Wayz said:
Brian McKnight was hilarious in this.....I think he was serious but once his Christian / women fanbase got mad he later backtracked and said he was doing it for a Funny or Die skit.....buddy was all into it

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He need to drop the song again bitches would lose it
 


REAL FUCKIN TEARS i totally forgot about this joint i seen someone post some gta sit and it reminded me.. fuckin great
 
Hustletown said:
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This is hard to stomach. It feels like seeing a psych experiment gone wrong - a guinea pig subjected to the splendors that White American Capitalism affords, gluttony, sloth, and a lack of consequence for your actions, is now being analyzed for the long-term effects and dysfunctions.

Those parents fucked up.
 


These niggaz FLAMED shorty...I was in real tears tha 1st time I saw this...tha way they kept showing her ass wobble!! Bet money she needed double ankle replacement after this lmao hahahaha
 
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