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Valentinez A. Kaiser said:
I don't get either of those points...🤷‍♂️🤷
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Thuram said he doesn't understand PSG's project. He got some good people around him, his dad of course. They've built their careers smartly. He comes from the left to the center. There's already Mbappé and Neymar. He made the right choice.

Other countries are more advanced to host the WC and also, they are/were worried about the WC taken place in the same continent in such a short period of time.
 

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🙅‍♂️ Cancelo culture​

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One of the great mysteries of last season is how Man City’s Joao Cancelo went from one of the Premier League’s biggest stars to warming the bench at Bayern Munich.
“We decided that he had to leave and we didn't care where he was going, even if he wanted to go to United”, Pep Guardiola explained this week.
But what happened? According to the Shot’s sources in Beswick, Cancelo lost the plot after Pep dropped him in early January, angrily hurling a ball at his manager’s face from point blank range.
This led to a training ground scrap with Phil Foden and Ruben Dias, who rushed to Guardiola’s defence.
And the final straw came during the following match. As Pep began his half-time team talk, the disgruntled left-back popped his AirPods in and began loudly blasting music with a smug little grin on his face.
City got rid of him the next day…
 

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🇫🇷 Til Deschamps do us part​

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As Boubacar Kamara slipped into bed on his wedding night, he could look forward to two weeks of sun, sex and room service club sandwiches on his honeymoon.
His marriage consummated, the Aston Villa midfielder was drifting into a deep, satisfied sleep, when he was suddenly woken by a text popping up on his phone.
It was from France manager Didier Deschamps: “Bouba, Adrien Rabiot is injured, can you join the squad this week?”
A patriot and a professional, Kamara answered the call, cancelling his honeymoon to belt out La Marseillaise and help France see off Greece and Gibraltar.
Considering the tame opposition and Boubacar’s immense sacrifice for his side, how many minutes do you think manager Didier Deschamps gave him?
Absolutely none.
 

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🥩 Never meat your heroes​

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As the transfer sharks circle Real Sociedad star Take Kubo, the Spanish side are pulling out all the stops to keep him.
Forget loyalty bonuses and release clauses - Sociedad handed their Player of the Season a basket of high quality steaks.
It’s actually a bit of a club tradition - here’s Martin Odegaard getting a silver hake…
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FOOTBALL​

🍆 Les have a feel​

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Paul Gascoigne popped up in the build-up to the England game on Sunday night, regaling Channel 4 viewers with a few memories about Gareth Southgate.
It was slightly more family friendly than his usual Euro 96 anecdotes, like the story about turning Les Ferdinand’s knob into a good luck charm.
The ritual began when Gazza spotted the Spurs striker’s huge package in the dressing room before England’s opener against Switzerland.
Gascoigne recalls: “I went: ‘Les, Les please, please let me have one fucking hold of that thing'. Please, I’ll play well man. So he let me have a hold of it.”
Unfortunately for Les, Gazza played “a blinder”, and soon he was demanding to hold Ferdinand’s knob before every game.
“So you can imagine how Les felt when I scored that goal against Scotland.
“As the tournament went on, it got to the stage where before I went out the dressing room, Les Ferdinand was waiting at the door with his dick out saying ‘hurry up Gazza’.”
 

💉 Quick hits​

👋 Alessandro Buongiorno (Italian for Good morning) made his debut for Italy on Sunday, while Facundo Buonanotte (Italian for Goodnight) made his for Argentina on Monday.
💩 Karim Benzema’s nickname at Real Madrid is “fumier”, meaning shit or bastard in French slang.
🦅 Max Verstappen won the Canadian Grand Prix despite a dead bird getting stuck in his car.
🏃‍♂️ 30-year-old British accountant Eugene Amo-Dadzie is now the fastest man in Europe after running the 100m in 9.94 seconds. He only took up running four years ago.
🤯 As Jens Lehmann prepares to go to court over his chainsaw attack on a neighbour’s house, German tabloid Bild have done a lovely illustration…
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