Mannnnnnn she didn't get confident until she was at the bar and dufe gave her the wrong beer. And was like excuse me sir you gave me the wrong beer
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Here to point out the illogical
It's wild
You was watching porn like a regular TV show?
Might have a porn addiction
Watching porn in a office is wild.
You was watching porn like a regular TV show?
Might have a porn addiction
Lol nah man. Porn addiction is for lames that be listening to these MRA, MGTOW, NoFap types that be telling motherfuckers to hold their semen like it's Ancient China. They be feeling bad about watching porn and shit.
Stuff like porn only becomes an addiction if you feel bad about it and you really don't want to stop but think you should, then you end up with a complex, end up on the NoFap subreddit.
I used to watch porn every now and again in the office. Or have a pro meet me somewhere during my 3 hour lunch break.
It was the days where men were still men. If you managed to get a high powered job in NYC or DC or LA, you were like a minigod. You get your own parking space and a cute White chick for a secretary.
As long as you wasn't killing people or on some ultra racist and sexist shit, you can do what you want. Plus, I was the cool boss that let people go home early, take leave whenever and gave bonuses just for existing.
I had porn, Grand Theft Auto, hoes, I wasn't doing drugs anymore lol so I had to do something at work to keep me from being bored.
Everyone will wake up one day and realize their world has passed away to a new one.
Plato complained about poetry and how it corrupted people minds because it made them feel things that weren't based on facts.
Basically the man hated fiction because it wasn't real.
And that was thousands of years ago and people make that same criticism about every form of entertainment, like video games and movies.
No matter what time period or era you go to, people make the same compliants about the same exact shit because things are pretty much the fucking same no matter where you go.
The Lonious Monk
Celestial Souljah
What’s the opposite of semen retention?
mike030270
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Lol should have used the new judge gif from the Depp trial
I used to have a Chinese herbalist and acupuncture therapist.
She was one of the nicest most bigoted women I ever knew.
She used to make basically gas station dick pills for motherfuckers by combining Viagra and Chinese herbs. Charged 500 bucks for a vial.
She was like, "Black men have big penises but no staying power. White men have medium sized penises and good staying power. Asian men cum at the sight of a woman's breast. I can teach you to fuck like a bull."
Lol, man, that lady used to edge motherfuckers lol and teach them how to have multiple orgasms without ejaculation.
She had the softest hands, shout out to her man. Chinese MILF Taoist hoe lol.
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Watching the equalizer with queen latifah lololol
there was about 12 camera cuts in 5 secs at one part
there was about 12 camera cuts in 5 secs at one part
Elzo69Renaissance
I dare one of you niggas to scream No Diddy!
Can’t trust nothingOh shit, NYC is back!
www.nbcnewyork.com
There was a shoot out in broad day. The feeling is being restored. Someone cue Shook Ones and roll a spliff.
Fuck Black Air Forces, it's dirty wheat Timbs in the summer energy.
And like I always say, New Yorkers don't have any aim so nobody was hit lol.
Chicago motherfuckers know how to shoot. LA motherfuckers know how to shoot. ATL motherfuckers be going 85 on the highway and shooting motherfuckers on some Matrix.
New York motherfuckers are known for girl fight and prison tactics like slashing motherfuckers with razors and shit.
But yeah shout out to motherfuckers out there for getting active and scaring White people, hopefully they move back to Jersey or Montana or wherever the fuck they came from. We need that dun. Shout out to the Bronx.
WATCH: Gunfire Erupts on NYC Street in Broad Daylight, Blowing Out SUV Windows
Newly-released video captures a brazen shootout on a New York City street, one that shattered SUV windows and windshields as bullets flew in broad daylight — and police are asking for help rounding up the suspects. No injuries were reported in the shooting around 5 p.m. Friday in the Bronx...
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There was a shoot out in broad day. The feeling is being restored. Someone cue Shook Ones and roll a spliff.
Fuck Black Air Forces, it's dirty wheat Timbs in the summer energy.
And like I always say, New Yorkers don't have any aim so nobody was hit lol.
Chicago motherfuckers know how to shoot. LA motherfuckers know how to shoot. ATL motherfuckers be going 85 on the highway and shooting motherfuckers on some Matrix.
New York motherfuckers are known for girl fight and prison tactics like slashing motherfuckers with razors and shit.
But yeah shout out to motherfuckers out there for getting active and scaring White people, hopefully they move back to Jersey or Montana or wherever the fuck they came from. We need that dun. Shout out to the Bronx.
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