COMMUNITY The Cookout (1M views)

[deadeye]

Smash

 

[deadeye]

Ugh. Got into a wreck yesterday for the first time in 5+ years

Was in the turn lane at a stop light turning right onto the highway. I looked to see if the way was clear for me after she went and it was

She moved and I moved but she stopped abruptly and I rear ended her

I came out with my insurance card to swap info and she said she wanted to wait until the police. I was like whatever ok

My car took all the damage because mines low and she had an suv. Like my hood was just pushed back and bumper was scraped

Did not know Florida gives citations and it's 4 points (FUCK). They do allow you to take an online class and remove the points. Citation only like 162. So I'm cool with all that. Plus I have accident forgiveness so my insurance isn't going up. Which is great because it actually recently lowered lol

Fuck up part is the body shops are all booked until August or September for repairs

Car is drivable so I went to get my estimate from the shop with a fucked up hood lol looking like a damn "Florida man" meme

I'm getting a dash cam. Fuck these people

Dash cam wouldn't help in that situation.


Anytime you run into the back of someone, you're in the wrong.

 

[SeaSnake]

I been having a hard time sleeping lately

The App told me I been averaging 4.5 hrs a night for the past week

I rarely sleep before 2am now

You alright? If you smoke weed it does mess with your REM sleep.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Everytime I see this shit lmao

Trini to da bone

 

[Playmaker88]

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The Titanic could have been different

 

[deadeye]

TikTok - Make Your Day

www.tiktok.com

Hypothetically, he wouldn't have made the cut.


His flow just doesn't go with the track.

 

[Suckio Andretti]

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The Titanic could have been different

Facebook level Jokes

 

[Suckio Andretti]

You alright? If you smoke weed it does mess with your REM sleep.

I’m not alright

:cry:

 

[DMorgan]

I was going to cop the Polo sneakers boots…

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But change my mind at the last minute.

 

[Suckio Andretti]

Lol @ Oprah weight loss gummies

 

[DMorgan]

I’m not alright

:cry:

 

[Playmaker88]

Facebook level Jokes

Never had facebook stop lookin up muppet porn and get some rest

 

[DMorgan]

COVID confirmed
Musta got in the DR or on the plane coming back

This nigga travelling the world spreading covid.

Nothing but a got damn colonizer!!!!

 

[Suckio Andretti]

Never had facebook stop lookin up muppet porn and get some rest

That’s even worse that you never had FB

You came up with that 45 year old joke on your own

I’m fucking tired!

 

[DOS_patos]

This nigga travelling the world spreading covid.

Nothing but a got damn colonizer!!!!

Lmao
Sweater gawd I hate this dude

 

[DOS_patos]

First freeman blamed me for bringing COVID here now this guy

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Someone let him know it’s ok to get a real job yo

 

[Rubato]

Someone let him know it’s ok to get a real job yo

Please tell me I never have to see fake Drake again after he gets knocked out

 

[SneakDZA]

Dash cam wouldn't help in that situation.


Anytime you run into the back of someone, you're in the wrong.

 

[King Freeman]

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