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Why they always letting niggaz out of jail right when the weather break?

Nigga just knocked on my door talking bout he just got out yesterday
 
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ZMaKEa said:
One of my old friend called me and told me his ex-wife died.

This man is distraught and shit.

Motherfucker married an evil ass Japanese bitch. I remember the night she stabbed him up and this motherfucker said he passed out cooking and accidently cut himself.

I was like Man you left her like 30 years ago, why you care so much? Shit, you should celebrate.

There's hundreds of people that I hate that done died before me and I roll one up and play some Marvin Gaye and say good riddance, see you in hell motherfucker.

This man is like, I gotta go see my wife.

I am like bitch, she remarried, let her real husband take care of it.

I had to get that motherfucker off my phone.

Sayonara Momo, rest in piss, crazy ass bitch.
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Yo I been trying to get my spirit right... this isn't helping.

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King Freeman said:
Yo I been trying to get my spirit right... this isn't helping.

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Man fuck that, I realized I wasn't a "good" person like at 30. It was like when everyone realized the Daniel or whatever from Karate Kid was the antagonist. I had that moment.

I think it was after my fiance at the time told me I was a selfish manipulative person. I left the crib to go hit a bowl and do some shrooms with my co-ed side bitch that I was more attracted too and understood me.

Man I closed my eyes and I blasted off to some other realm with multiple me's everywhere from every stage of my life.

I was thinking, "Self you an ain't shit motherfucker, baby girl right."

And then a me responded, "and it feels good don't it."

Ever since then man, I been ain't shit and do what I want.

That's probably I done lived so long and look youthful. People who are good and got a conscience be dying early from stress and shit. They feel guilt and regret.

I got all my teeth and hair. Motherfuckers 15 years younger than me looking flabby and sick.

I realized the dark side vibes with me. I'ma Sith Lord. Shit when I die, only my sugar babies and siblings gonna come to my funeral.

Motherfuckers probably come piss on my grave and all I gotta say is see you in hell motherfucker.
 
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ZMaKEa said:
One of my old friend called me and told me his ex-wife died.

This man is distraught and shit.

Motherfucker married an evil ass Japanese bitch. I remember the night she stabbed him up and this motherfucker said he passed out cooking and accidently cut himself.

I was like Man you left her like 30 years ago, why you care so much? Shit, you should celebrate.

There's hundreds of people that I hate that done died before me and I roll one up and play some Marvin Gaye and say good riddance, see you in hell motherfucker.

This man is like, I gotta go see my wife.

I am like bitch, she remarried, let her real husband take care of it.

I had to get that motherfucker off my phone.

Sayonara Momo, rest in piss, crazy ass bitch.
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Quickly on your way to being a goat poster
 
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