im tired of this shit
aight...as someone who has changed their oil SEVERAL times in previous vehicles, let me walk you through a routine thats more than 15 min
since none of you niggas just have crates of oil just stored in your garages, you more than likely will have to drive to your local auto place. That shit is 15 min easy b/c even assuming you go straight to your type of oil and filter, you more than likely are doing this on the weekend and these places are fucking packed so bam...15 min shattered
drive back to the house and now you have to prep your driveway area b/c who likes oil spots and shit, but maybe you a G and dont give a fuck and dont lay nothing down.
So, now, we got to jack up the car...get under it, and try to unscrew the filter. Wait, did you let the car cool off first before you tried to take it off? Because that oil gon be hot af. But lets say you let the engine cool first. Another 15+ min gone...ok...so now the car is cool, its jacked up, and now you gotta unscrew the oil filter. Its your lucky day b/c the bitch is too tight. But lets say you didnt have that issue and it came off relatively easy...so now what?
lets drain the oil into the pan. 4-5 qts of oil. Not a super long time, but now you gotta put the new filter back on and dont forget to screw the oil pan screw in. Oil pan screw is back in...so now we pouring the new oil in, then let the car down off the jack
Now you gotta dump the oil somewhere, which means another trip back to auto zone or the equivalent, unless you unearthy niggas is just dumping it in your back yard, and if you doing that, fuck you
this shit probably took an hr + and you didnt wash your car
STOP LYING talking about you can do it in 15 min.
take my shit to the dealership, let them change the oil...they wash my car, and send me on my way while i got a chance to catch up on some reading.
you all are the worst kinda people