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I gotta go to Florida for my bro wedding this upcoming Tuesday

im the Best Man and i dont know what the fuck ima say on my toast/speech
 
also gonna have to hear niggas with that "oh you the last one now!! you next!!" bullshit
 
Hate that and...

"So when are you and your gf getting married?"

Me: "...when you get the invite in the mail that tells you date, time, and location"

My aunts stay w/ that shit and I be thinkin "damn man.. yall kids older than me.. pushing 40 n shit when they getting married?"

my clap back game be on 100 in my head..
 
My aunts stay w/ that shit and I be thinkin "damn man.. yall kids older than me.. pushing 40 n shit when they getting married?"

my clap back game be on 100 in my head..


Damn that...I actually tell them that. The look on their faces...priceless
 


Lmao. This how I feel around this chick I work with everynight. She the homie but I'd risk it all if she liked dick. I thought she was bullshitting on the dyke shit for the longest too. But she more savage with these chicks than me.
 
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