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The funny part is one of the ones he said, sounds like something I'd say.

Your kid said a bad word in class.

Where the fuck he learn that?!
 
Yo...my kids learning to swim this summer. Their instructor is a like a junior or senior in high school or sumthin..either way she under age.

My wife been takin them to swim practice but she ask me to take them this past Monday..first time, ya mean

So she in the pool and comes out to ask me which one of my kids is first..

And she...is...fuckin...stacked..b, like

I was literally not ready for that shit

View attachment 8755 Before y'all all go crazy, none of my thoughts were sexual in nature

I was literally fuckin amazed that gawd created this lil girl..like...bruh

When I say stacked..I mean fuckin stacked,..in a one piece no less

But like I said
View attachment 8756 None of my thoughts were sexual in nature, I was there as an adult and a father


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Man u can be single as a dollar bill and Dvsn's The Line will still have u like


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That Nigga was legit on his OJ if I really killt them shit...

Nigga like a black will Ferrell or something...
 
You remember that scene from old school when will Ferrell and his wife were in marriage counseling?

I swear that's allegerns
 
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