I don't have the patience for teaching.
Cuz the instant one of them muthafuccas get outta line, it's either on site off school grounds wit the fade.
Or do something petty and vengeful like unexpectantly embarrass their azzz by coming outta their mama's room in my boxers and wife beater to get a drink of water in front of their friends talmbout...
"Teddy...I hope yo azzz finished that homework I assigned yall. Cuz ya azzz got quiz tomorrow. Oh and your mama said take out the trash."
...then go back in their mama room to finish smashing. Have their friends be like "Damn Teddy! Mr. Recap is smashing your moms??"