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The greatest morning routine



I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
 
as a man is there any truly masculine way to put lotion on ur legs n/h

hear me out......

u standing up (and bending over 🙁 ) to moisturize ur ankles

or are u sitting butt ass naked in a chair

with one leg crossed over like a European businessman during a job interview?


or is the only way to maintain ur hetero dignity is to walk around with ashy feet/ankles :pause:
 
Mr BFK said:
as a man is there any truly masculine way to put lotion on ur legs n/h

hear me out......

u standing up (and bending over 🙁 ) to moisturize ur ankles

or are u sitting butt ass naked in a chair

with one leg crossed over like a European businessman during a job interview?


or is the only way to maintain ur hetero dignity is to walk around with ashy feet/ankles :pause:
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How else are you supposed to be able to put out fire???


 
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Mr BFK said:
as a man is there any truly masculine way to put lotion on ur legs n/h

hear me out......

u standing up (and bending over 🙁 ) to moisturize ur ankles

or are u sitting butt ass naked in a chair

with one leg crossed over like a European businessman during a job interview?


or is the only way to maintain ur hetero dignity is to walk around with ashy feet/ankles :pause:
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You gotta stand up and bring each leg up while maintaining perfect balance. That way you get your moisture and your stretching in without turning into a gay homosexual by accident.

The real question is how do you rinse the soap out of your ass crack when you're in the shower without turning into a flaming faggot for a split second.
 
Mr BFK said:
as a man is there any truly masculine way to put lotion on ur legs n/h

hear me out......

u standing up (and bending over 🙁 ) to moisturize ur ankles

or are u sitting butt ass naked in a chair

with one leg crossed over like a European businessman during a job interview?


or is the only way to maintain ur hetero dignity is to walk around with ashy feet/ankles :pause:
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You sit and bend as if you are tying a pair of shoes and get the feet and ankles. Do not walk around with ashy feet.
 
SneakDZA said:
You gotta stand up and bring each leg up while maintaining perfect balance. That way you get your moisture and your stretching in without turning into a gay homosexual by accident.

The real question is how do you rinse the soap out of your ass crack when you're in the shower without turning into a flaming faggot for a split second.
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SMH @ a dude practicing his flexibility just to put lotion on


cuz what if u got injuries like a bad back/knee joints or something tho?

mofos in here lying if they say they standing up "straight" every time 😂
 
Mr BFK said:
only truly masculine men walk around with ashy legs/ankles

n/h @ the rest of ya'll walking around with soft lubricated feet trying to act tough

I refuse to reach down to in order to moisturize my own limbs :pause:
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Foot propped up on a chair is still masculine nh
 
Rubato said:
Foot propped up on a chair is still masculine nh
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You mean like this?

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