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My phone is for

Calls
Messages
FaceTime
Maps
Calculator
Camera

Tidal
Weather
Calendar
A few games
 
I only talk on the phone for my girl and work related shit

I text nobody else except my best friend

Phone be mad dry lol

So Azlyn that's a formal invitation
 
nigga aint you the pic gallery king?

you're most known for wild recaps featuring gifs of assorted booty meats lol



not that it matters, but looking around I think this really might be a generational issue.....seems like everyone my age is going thru or has already gone thru it.....so I thought about it and realized we're the first internet porn kids.....aol discs and UVP since 99 or 00....today i cant say that didnt have a widespread effect



you got busted because of it?



shits boring af now....I just got a new phone too.....just as pretty and useless as she could be lol

i done damn near found every animal and plant on RDR2 lmao



Aye...I don't go on FB to get those. Don't judge me dammit!
 
Big toe prolly broken....tried to be smooth and drink champagne tonight ...dropped the champagne bottle on my big toe.... fuck this shit
 
Just caught up with Game of Clones on MTV.


That fat white girl Kailin from Teen Mom they've got on there is thick as fuck!!!


I can see why she has 3 kids.


I'd be flooding her guts every night and morning.
 
Starting to get offended at work man.

Building I work out of has 4 floors. And I work in IT, so theres mad indians working here. No issues there.

Heres where it gets offensive.

All the indians work on the 4th floor. I work on the 1st floor.

Everytime I get on an elevator with a white person they always ask "going to the 4th floor?"

I aint get it at first. I was like yo why they keep asking me that.

Then it hit me. To these motherfuckers I look Indian.

Smmfh.



How many of those Indians are named Patel?
 
Just caught up with Game of Clones on MTV.


That fat white girl Kailin from Teen Mom they've got on there is thick as fuck!!!


I can see why she has 3 kids.


I'd be flooding her guts every night and morning.

Her face is a non starter.
 
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