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AZTG said:
Speaking of ignoring dogs. Story time.

New years 2009. My girl and her fam go to the DR for new years. They had money. They ask me to watch they dog. Im like cool.

New years eve im like shit I got they whole house. Invited people over, threw the dog in the basement and locked the door.

Whole night we taking shots. Im 19, so I was drinking some trash ass smirnoff. Didnt know any better.

A few bottles later we all passed out.

Got up around noon. Head pounding. Yall remember them smirnoff hangovers? Worst pain.

I kick everyone out, dip out, get food, chill with my fam.

I remembered the dog a whole day later.

Sped to her house.

Bruh. Worst shit ever. I get there and the house is burnt down. Fire fighters there. Man I went around the block like 5 times talking about I know this aint her house.

Long story short, i make believe idk whats going on. The dog is dead. Im consoling my girl. We all like wow what a freak accident. First few days im good.

A week or so later, the investigation turns up the fact that the fire started cause something started scratching at the electrical wires in the basement. Everyone automatically knew it was the dog, and everyone came to the conclusion that I threw the dog in the basement.

Relationship ended that same day. She broke up with me and I never really saw her again.

I really liked her too but i wasnt even mad at her.
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Homie burnt down my house and killed my dog

I’m killing you
 
AZTG said:
Speaking of ignoring dogs. Story time.

New years 2009. My girl and her fam go to the DR for new years. They had money. They ask me to watch they dog. Im like cool.

New years eve im like shit I got they whole house. Invited people over, threw the dog in the basement and locked the door.

Whole night we taking shots. Im 19, so I was drinking some trash ass smirnoff. Didnt know any better.

A few bottles later we all passed out.

Got up around noon. Head pounding. Yall remember them smirnoff hangovers? Worst pain.

I kick everyone out, dip out, get food, chill with my fam.

I remembered the dog a whole day later.

Sped to her house.

Bruh. Worst shit ever. I get there and the house is burnt down. Fire fighters there. Man I went around the block like 5 times talking about I know this aint her house.

Long story short, i make believe idk whats going on. The dog is dead. Im consoling my girl. We all like wow what a freak accident. First few days im good.

A week or so later, the investigation turns up the fact that the fire started cause something started scratching at the electrical wires in the basement. Everyone automatically knew it was the dog, and everyone came to the conclusion that I threw the dog in the basement.

Relationship ended that same day. She broke up with me and I never really saw her again.

I really liked her too but i wasnt even mad at her.
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Damn you were a pos bro.
 
King Freeman said:
Damn you were a pos bro.
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Yea man. I was wrong on all counts.

Throwing her dog in the basement is the worst shit.

But inviting people to her house and getting drunk with no permission. Im not sure but I was probably trying to smash one of the chicks I invited at her house too.

This is all some shit I dont condone but at 19 I aint know better.

I would def put hands on my younger cousins that are coming up for doing half that disrespectful shit. Needed someone to check me too but my older brother was busy doing his own dirt.
 
Elzo69Renaissance said:
Naw fam knocked over the garbage and ate a tub of coleslaw been shitting crazy the past 2 days
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I read what you posted a bit wrong I thought you was saying you trying to stretch out his life as much as you can lol

My dog ate a ferrero bocher or w/e chocolate last week and I had to throw him in the car and race to get peroxide and then back to the house and shoved it down his throat for him to throw up. It’s stubborn about throwing up so I had to pick him up and spin myself in a circle until I damn near bust my ass


He still ain’t throw up. I read online how much chocolate can kill a dog and decided he’ll be straight. I gave him some turkey to idk block the chocolate and went to bed lol

Was so happy to see him the next morning when he walked on me to wake me up like “heyy you still alive!”
 
Beta said:
I read what you posted a bit wrong I thought you was saying you trying to stretch out his life as much as you can lol

My dog ate a ferrero bocher or w/e chocolate last week and I had to throw him in the car and race to get peroxide and then back to the house and shoved it down his throat for him to throw up. It’s stubborn about throwing up so I had to pick him up and spin myself in a circle until I damn near bust my ass


He still ain’t throw up. I read online how much chocolate can kill a dog and decided he’ll be straight. I gave him some turkey to idk block the chocolate and went to bed lol

Was so happy to see him the next morning when he walked on me to wake me up like “heyy you still alive!”
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Lmao I ve just been waking up to a shitty crib for the past 2 days and this morning fam shitted in front of the doorman s desk while I was taking him out for his walk that’s when I knew I had to take him to the vet and the groomer cuz he was stinking too
 
Beta said:
I read what you posted a bit wrong I thought you was saying you trying to stretch out his life as much as you can lol

My dog ate a ferrero bocher or w/e chocolate last week and I had to throw him in the car and race to get peroxide and then back to the house and shoved it down his throat for him to throw up. It’s stubborn about throwing up so I had to pick him up and spin myself in a circle until I damn near bust my ass


He still ain’t throw up. I read online how much chocolate can kill a dog and decided he’ll be straight. I gave him some turkey to idk block the chocolate and went to bed lol

Was so happy to see him the next morning when he walked on me to wake me up like “heyy you still alive!”
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Next time just give em a little anti-freeze
 
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