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[DOS_patos]

Rather sit on those squirting toilets than use 1ply

you mean the hygenic bidet?

i hate them shits.

no man should ever want a wet ass.

 

[King Freeman]

During a Global pandemic with toilet paper shortages

Niggas:

ONE PLY?!


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What toilet paper shortage?

 

[AP3.0]

@Goldie, where that "craziest things said on ABW" thread or whatever it's called

this nigga chicity just dropped a nugget

 

[ImaInfluenza]

I used to think in terms of applied intelligence and logic that the average amount society was maybe 67 smart 43 not smart.

Older I get I'm realizing it's more like 30-70

And I imagine that number gets smaller the longer you live and experience life. Some of the most peacefully resigned individuals in life have seen enough to come to terms with the pure stupidity of humanity and take pleasure in the little things.

That's where I wanna be

 

[JUDAH]

I used to think in terms of applied intelligence and logic that the average amount society was maybe 67 smart 43 not smart.

Older I get I'm realizing it's more like 30-70

And I imagine that number gets smaller the longer you live and experience life. Some of the most peacefully resigned individuals in life have seen enough to come to terms with the pure stupidity of humanity and take pleasure in the little things.

That's where I wanna be

That's bad math

 

[King Freeman]

67 and 43?



Nigga...

 

[ImaInfluenza]

yall smart

 

[ImaInfluenza]

Bet yall like

 

[Suckio Andretti]

What toilet paper shortage?

I haven’t seen toilet paper in stores in over a month personally

 

[ImaInfluenza]

Who wouldve picked toilet paper on the bingo board of things people would hoard in a crisis.

I would picked water and can goods..but hey, gotta wipe ur ass and blow your nose..

A real nigga would stock up on soap and use a rag in a crisis

Rag for ur nose or ur ass, ur asking?



Play like u dont know

 

[ImaInfluenza]

Lol..I'm in a silly mood this morning

 

[Black]

All these masks on Amazon are made in China. Where are the American made ones found or sold online?

 

[bluntedsultan]

That's bad math

He had me at first not gon lie

 

[Big Lurko]

I haven’t seen toilet paper in stores in over a month personally

Its cuz ya state is already a toilet bowl

 

[Big Lurko]

Lol..I'm in a silly mood this morning

"Im in a silly mood this morning"

:wdf2:

 

[AZTG]

Its cuz ya state is already a toilet bowl

Watch your mouth fam.

You been warned.

 

[Suckio Andretti]

Its cuz ya state is already a toilet bowl

 

[Suckio Andretti]

"Im in a silly mood this morning"

:wdf2:

Fam why do you have this pic?

 

[ImaInfluenza]

"Im in a silly mood this morning"

:wdf2:

U imagined that...u remember that..and be ashamed

 

[ImaInfluenza]

I live sorta in the burbs, last night someone had some dudes ride up at their house and let loose like 30 rounds.

Told the kids to go in the frog while I chilled on the steps just in case something gotta...

Anyway, after about 10 minutes and talking to them about not being afraid cause the shooters wasnt gunning for us. They calm down and asked to go back to their rooms.

Feels good man, that I can instill that calm in them..I remember the first time that instance came about when I was a kid. I ain't had nobody to let me know shit was ok..I ain't go back outside for a month I was so shook