Oddly specific red flag thread. Go.

[Scandalust313]

When she links everything somebody says or does to a zodiac sign.

"Oh you write left-handed?? You must be an aquarium"

He said "aquarium"!

 

[konceptjones]

a stack of flat pillows on the bed when I fall through. Pillows like $8 at Walmart.

 

[Rubato]

a stack of flat pillows on the bed when I fall through. Pillows like $8 at Walmart.

After leaving her spot I doubt I’d be able to remember a single detail about her pillows

 

[B_A]

Someone made acomment one time about not flushing the toilet when done. That shit is accurate af.

 

[Rubato]

Someone made acomment one time about not flushing the toilet when done. That shit is accurate af.

#1 or 2? My place or yours?

 

[Ironman]

Someone made acomment one time about not flushing the toilet when done. That shit is accurate af.

That's nasty

 

[Rubato]

Lol pops instilled the idea in us growing up that it was wasteful to flush every time you go #1 at home

 

[Rubato]

This feel like something @Loquacious would make a thread about

 

[BRIAN B.]

Lol pops instilled the idea in us growing up that it was wasteful to flush every time you go #1 at home

so when did yall flush?

after everyone got a turn or when it stared to change color & stink?

 

[Rubato]

so when did yall flush?

after everyone got a turn or when it stared to change color & stink?

Lmao after a few at least

I take it you’ve never heard the saying “if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down”

 

[BRIAN B.]

Lmao after a few at least

I take it you’ve never heard the saying “if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down”

lol

yea I've heard it before


but I don't abide by it

 

[BRIAN B.]

mf gotta wait all day for someone to drop a deuce before flushin

 

[Rubato]

mf gotta wait all day for someone to drop a deuce before flushin

2 adults and 3 kids in a house you gonna just have your toilet flushing every 20 mins?

 

[ImaInfluenza]

Two bathrooms in my house, one for the kids and one for me. Bought a six pack of toilet paper. Took one roll for me, my oldest come to me 4 days later and asked for toilet paper, I’m like …how da fuck b, how y’all use 5 rolls or toilet paper when my roll ain’t even half done…kids be flushing

 

[BRIAN B.]

2 adults and 3 kids in a house you gonna just have your toilet flushing every 20 mins?

:shrug2:

lol

 

[B_A]

Two bathrooms in my house, one for the kids and one for me. Bought a six pack of toilet paper. Took one roll for me, my oldest come to me 4 days later and asked for toilet paper, I’m like …how da fuck b, how y’all use 5 rolls or toilet paper when my roll ain’t even half done…kids be flushing

It's nice to know my house isn't the only house going through a roll a day.

 

[BRIAN B.]

tell them lil bastards they gotta piss outside

problem solved

 

[konceptjones]

Fuck kinda grotesque poverty y'all was livin in when you rationing out toilet flushes???

 

[BRIAN B.]

It's nice to know my house isn't the only house going through a roll a day.

yall must got 10 bathrooms & be shittin all day huh?

 

[B_A]

Fuck kinda grotesque poverty y'all was livin in when you rationing out toilet flushes???

Fuck kinda house you run where you only get 4 squares for a pee and 8 for a poo so you don't go through a roll a day!??!