Now that you’re an adult...

[Banginscrew901]

if you put it in a girl ass it'll make her booty bigger or hit her from the back

 

[Banginscrew901]

If I eat coochie I’ll grow facial hair faster...

I tell this to cats that ask about my beard to this day

 

[ImaInfluenza]

All adults were responsible

 

[ChicagoFigure]

All adults were responsible

I was just about to say this but more like

30+ year olds are mature and/or know wtf they're doing

 

[mike030270]

Sitting too close to the tv will make you blind

 

[mike030270]

I don't think parents say it anymore. Maybe strong religious kinds still do but
Beating off will make you go blind

 

[OhMars]

That a cold came from actually bring in the cold

 

[Disanthrope]

God

 

[Rubato]

That it made sense for followers of a modern religion to label what the Greeks and Romans believed as “mythology”

 

[Lou Cypher]

Driving with the cabin light on in the car was illegal

 

[BRIAN B.]

when I was bout 10 my mom ran a red light & I asked how would the police kno if they aren't around, she said there's cameras in the lights & if you run 2 they'll send someone to get you


didn't take too long to see that wasn't true tho lol

 

[Old Man Cain]

I don't think parents say it anymore. Maybe strong religious kinds still do but
Beating off will make you go blind

They said that shit because beating off led to sex and sex sometimes led to syphilis which could cause blindness back in the day.

 

[TonyDubbz]

If I open my eyes on Christmas Eve night while Santa was there, Santa was gonna sprinkle my eyes with dust.

Niggas told me it was pepper

 

[Loquacious]

If I kept crossing my eyes they’d get stuck.

 

[mryounggun]

That Jesus would return. Oh and he walked on water. Oh and he died and came back to life.

So pretty much all the Jesus stuff. Got it. Lol.

 

[GNS]

Don't throw stones at night or a ghost(duppy) will throw it back.

 

[mike030270]

If you roll your eyes they'll get stuck
If you eat your carrots you wont need glasses

Damn I was told a lot of shit about eyes and still ended up with glasses:smh:

 

[Hundredeyes]

No whistling/wearing a cap inside a house/building or you'll get visited by ghosts lol.

To this day I get annoyed af when a mofo is whistling inside.

 

[Sh1t Happens]

N

 

[Marc123]

What’s some crazy stuff you believed as a child but now that you’re grown, found out it is bs.

Religion