Now that you’re an adult...

[Old Man Cain]

swallowing watermelon seeds they'll grow in your stomach

If you swallow the seed of a fruit it will grow inside of you

damn see you post this

 

[Loquacious]

That Jesus would return. Oh and he walked on water. Oh and he died and came back to life.

 

[Loquacious]

That you were supposed to turn down the car radio when passing by a cemetery so you don’t disturb the dead.

 

[Rubato]

Shot?! I was told you could get pulled over.

Parents told us we would get shot, something to do with a gang initiation

 

[Banginscrew901]

my mama said something about some wooden nickels. funny thing is I was at a coin shop and actually saw them I was like damn had to call her and tell her we laughed and she asked did I get em. I didn't though they were cheap though

 

[Old Man Cain]

When it was lightning outside we was told to unplug everything the house and cut the lights off.

NIggas would be in the hot ass house in the summer time about to melt because punk ass storm would pop up out of nowehere

 

[SeaSnake]

What’s some crazy stuff you believed as a child but now that you’re grown, found out it is bs.

if you make an ugly face it can stay like that

 

[SeaSnake]

When it was lightning outside we was told to unplug everything the house and cut the lights off.

NIggas would be in the hot ass house in the summer time about to melt because punk ass storm would pop up out of nowehere

yup and cut the phone of during a storm lol

 

[Rubato]

I thought you couldn’t take a shower during a thunderstorm

 

[Loquacious]

I thought you couldn’t take a shower during a thunderstorm

Or you’d be struck by lightning.

 

[God_Body]

That the world was actually in black and white at one point.

 

[Old Man Cain]

I thought you couldn’t take a shower during a thunderstorm

Or you’d be struck by lightning.

Well it is truth to that. Old homes had copper piping and you could actually could get struck by lightning if in the shower

 

[Old Man Cain]

That the world was actually in black and white at one point.

I was going to say this but I didn't want hear the old jokes. lol

 

[Mister B.]

CHRISTIANITY.

And Columbus discovering anything but murder, rape, and attempted genocide.

 

[illed_Out]

If I eat coochie I’ll grow facial hair faster...

 

[B_A]

I was going to say this but I didn't want hear the old jokes. lol

They're so fucking played out lucky I'm not a mod, auto 24hrs ban

 

[Loquacious]

Well it is truth to that. Old homes had copper piping and you could actually could get struck by lightning if in the shower

This why an old man like you is needed around here.

 

[Old Man Cain]

This why an old man like you is needed around here.

Being on a wired phone and bathing in a old house with copper/metal piping while a storm is going could get you struck. But that is highly unlikely now.

 

[Rubato]

If I eat coochie I’ll grow facial hair faster...

Is that not true?

Guess it was a coincidence

 

[SeaSnake]

Well it is truth to that. Old homes had copper piping and you could actually could get struck by lightning if in the shower

that would be one of the wackiest ways to die lol